Mo’s Empty Thoughts

Knows a Little Something about Somethings ..

What did one telephone say to another? “You are too young to be engaged!”

What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador.

A camel can work 10 days without drinking, I can drink 10 days without working.

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Autocorrect just changed “I have so much anxiety I can barely breathe” to “I’m fine.”

You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not my dog.

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A huge thanks to the guy that just explained the word “many” to me. It means a lot.

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Look, if crying doesn’t solve the problem, then maybe I’m just not the person you should be asking.

Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn’t work, just interchange the last two words.

The problem with being in the center of attention is that half of it is always behind your back.

Coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are designed for people to chill, whereas alcohol is a depressant but bars and clubs are designed for people to be energetic.

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