Accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the internet.ITpunssarcastic
My wife and I have started aggressively planning for our retirement, and by that I mean we’re playing the lottery 3-5 times per week.marriagemoneyretirement
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!retirement
There’s a lot of pretty woman at spring because during other seasons you appreciate them with your brain.lifemenspring
You’ll never have a successful relationship with a woman if you can’t tell the difference between a smile and a warning.communicationlifelovesuccesswomen
