A guy goes to a club; the bouncer stops him. “No tie, no entry.” He walks back to his car to find a tie. All he found were jumper cables so he puts them around his neck like a tie. He goes back and says “How’s this?” The bouncer says “I’ll let you in, but don’t start anything.”

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A guy goes to a club; the bouncer stops him. “No tie, no entry.” He walks back to his car to find a tie. All he found were jumper cables so he puts them around his neck like a tie. He goes back and says “How’s this?” The bouncer says “I’ll let you in, but don’t start anything.”

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