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56 mins ago

When you realize that waiting for the waiter makes you the waiter.

2 hours ago

I’m blonde. What’s your excuse?

3 hours ago

A chicken and an egg walk into a bar. The barman says, “Who’s first?”

4 hours ago

I can’t believe that viruses and bacteria would just invade my body without a permission. That makes me sick.

Today at 6:59 am

I put the “fun” in dysfunctional.

Today at 5:04 am

Are you Vietnamese? Cause I’m falling pho you.

Today at 3:59 am

You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

Today at 1:59 am

I went to school without my shoes today. I got shoe-spended for a week.

Today at 12:59 am

People always say to do exercise, I do Breathing… Could I be more WORKING!

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