Mo’s Empty Thoughts
With a calendar, your days are numbered.
Kids, stay in school and get a good degree so you can spend 40% of your life on conference calls.
On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?
My kids are very optimistic. Every glass they leave sitting around the house is at least half full.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
You are my methods. I am nothing without you.
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine’s Day.
If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
My boss says I intimidate the other employees, so I just stared at him until he apologized.