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Which kind of Viagra lebanese politicans use and where to buy? Its impressive for mass orgies they orchestrate on daily basis …
 
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ملاحظة ولو انه هذا عالم افتراضي ولكن حتى هنا لا يشرفني ان اتعامل مع اي شخص ما زال يدافع عن اي حيوان من السياسيين .. اذا بعد ما نتبهتلك شيلني من عندك لأنه تحصيل حاصل … اما التتبع فهو مقبول هيك هيك عم نتبع اخبار الاغبياء الغرباء ما وقفت علينا
بس كلمة فرندز مع كلب لشي مسؤول مين ما كان هو او مسؤولو …. ما الي مصلحة
 
Mo Ghaoui was in Seattle, Washington.
Place: Seattle, Washington (47.6046, -122.3308)
Address: Seattle, Washington
Lebanon is where the accuser, accused, judge and executioner are one and probably the origin of science fiction.
 
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اليوم خبرت الموظفين والزملاء عنا بالشغل .. ولو انو قلتا بالمسخرة بس بقصدها عن جد.
كل موظف ب ألٍه شخص أو زعيم أو بدو يحكي عنصرية
انا ببساطة بعتبرو مستقيل من عملو معنا و معاشو في يروح يقبضو من الزعيم أو القائد تبعه …
وللتوضيح مش مع امنع الحديث السياسي أبدا… عم امنع عدم الإستماع والطرش الضارب و العمى الفكري …
 
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يا متظاهرين يا قتلة
وانا من اولها قلتلكن انا مع النظام كنت عارف والله …
وزير الصحة فضحكن طلعتوا عم تسكرو الطرقات و المرضى السرطان ما عم يوصلن دواء .. والمازوت الأوكسجين ما عم يوصل للمستشفيات بسببكم… آه انا قلت هيك
وعم تاخدو هويات والحواجز كمان ولك تفه
مش ح قول وين لأنو الوزير قال ما بدو يسمي عل الهوا فأنا كمان ما ح قول … بس انتو بتعرفو….
اصلا نحن منعرف كل شي …..
مااااء ماااااء…. (ما شي هيدا انا بدي اشرب ماء)
 
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Lebanese Math
لما نزلت جماهير ٨ و ١٤ آذار
حسبوهن طلعو شي ٧ مليون
لبنان هلق نصفه عل الطريق ما طلعو نص مليون عحساباتن
 
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بلد التناقضات والعجائب
مش قصدي اهانه بالعكس .. قصدي لازم نفوت غينيس من قفا الكتاب ..حرفيا
بلد بيدعم ثورات وشعوب العالم .. ما عدا شعبه
بلد بيتغنى بالثقافة بس منو قارئ ولا كتاب
بلد بيدعي انو كتب الحرف بس ما بيعرف يهجئ كلمة ثورة
بلد بيدعى للتوحد بس بينتخب حقوق الطائفة فقط
بلد ما بيعرف مين موّل الحرب والفساد بس دغري عرفو مين موّل الثورة
بلد بيخلف ولادو بكندا وفرنسا وبقلك ابني طلياني بس ممنوع يجنس ابن امراة من شعبه
بلد بيزعل وبيعمل قضية اذا حدا عاملو بعنصرية بس بعدو بقول عن العاملة سيريلنكية وعن الفقير صومالي وبعدو بقول عن اسود البشرة عبد
بلد بدافع عن كرامة رجال الدين بس ما بيعرف جملة من القرأن او الإنجيل
بلد بدافع عن الديموقراطية… بقيادة الديكتاتورية
بلد الو ٢٠ سنة معطل … بس ازعجن طريق مقطوعة
بلد الوحيد اللي الحكومة مجتمعه بتستنكر وبتطلب الاصلاح
وفي بعد كتير ….
اللعنة على غينيس … وكتٌابها وحكامها ومحررينها
بلد بدها الاصلاح ….. ولكن كل من طالب بالإصلاح وشارك بالثورة ..هو عميل وفاسد و متمول وابن … غسالة.
#انا_مع_النظام
 
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من ميزات النظام والسلطة
The ponzi scheme
اجمل ما في النظام هو السرقة المنظمة.. وانتو شعب ما بدكن تتعلمو.. دروس ببلاش يا ناكرين الجميل ويا متآمرين
المصارف بتعطيك فوايد تتعدى ال ٢٠% بلا ما تعمل شي
مع العلم انو بافضل الاقتصادات بالعالم بيعطو ٢% فقط
اكيد حتفهموني غلط .. شو بدكن احلى من هيك
عود بالبيت وبلا ما تستثمر بمصالح فاشلة
بلا ما تتعذب بالمعاشات والمحاسبة والضريبة
روح اسهر وشراب ارجيلة و سكار و انبسط
المخاطر: صفر (على انو الدولة ما تأفلس او تنهار العملة)
طبعا هيدا شي ما ممكن يصير .. خصوصا انو عنا استقرار و مشاريع ومش مهددين بحروب ولا مشاكل داخلية ..
و انشالله بكملا الله معكن وبشرعو الحشيشة..هيك اللي منو مبنج او مسقط او طاير..بسير مسرغس….
#انا_مع_النظام #لبنان_ينتفض
 
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Reminder to fellow lebanese : diapers and politicians must be changed regularly.. both get full of shit..fast
 
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انا مع السلطة .. يا جماعة والله معن حق
اصلا الله معن والنبي معن و القديسين معن
وكمان ما قالولكن كلن انو انتو بتعرفو مين معطل الدولة انتو بتعرفو مين الحرامي وكلن قالو نفس الشي
يعني انتو الحرامية .. واضحة ولوووو
بعدين فخامتو قال انتو لازم تخلو النواب تاعولو يمضو عل القرارات
هلق انا ما فهمت كل شي بس انا اصلا شو يفهمني
بعدين انتو ما بتفهمو شو يعني حرية التعبير مع انو سهلة
يعنى سب صحابك وأمهات وأخوات واللي بدك اياه .. بس انو ما عدا الرئيس والوزير والنائب والقاضي وأصحاب النقابات
ومين قال ما في قانون ضد الرشاوي .. انت مواطن فاشل منك مستعد تحبس المرتشي بس لأن القانون بيحبسك معو..
ومين قال ما في قانون ضد الأثرياء مبلا في.. اذا انت ما معك ٢٥ مليون تأمين الدعوى ضده شو خصه هو.. عاملين فيها شرفاء وطفرانين
وبعدين في رجال دين وهني معكن بالقلب والدعاء .. معروف اصلا انو العرب ٥% من سكان الأرض.. بيشترو ٥٠% من سلاح العالم وبيحاربو العدو بالدعاء.. هيك قال الرب اصلا….
طبعا رب رجال الدين غير ربكن.. بيحكي معن عل التليفون كمان
واخيرا سؤال لرجال الدين … بيقولو الله يستجيب دعوة الصالحين اي العمى بقلبكن ما هيدا أكبر دليل انكن عرصات ما فيكن حدا صالح
وما زال عم نحكي دين اكيد مش ح ادعيلكن ولا تدعولي
اصلا كل الأنبياء والرسل خلقو هون بالمنطقة و ولا واحد الله بعتو على ولا بلد تاني… اذا ما فهمتو ليش … بسيطة .. اتطلعو يمين او شمال
اذا اللي حدك مش حمار يعني انت الحمار
وبعد في شعب بيقلك… الزعيم .. فيك و في
 
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Normal people are kind of stupid… thats ok
The problem is half those are stupid-errrrr
 
Mo Ghaoui
Don’t you miss that guy!
Updated Aug 30, 2019, 12:22 PM
Mo Ghaoui wrote on Mohammad Sadeghi’s timeline.
Too many birthdays will kill you … i mean happy birthday

Its cloudy .. its rainy .. its home. Probably ill wake up on Monday next.
Place: Seattle, Washington State (47.445791257346, -122.30384179133)
Address: Seattle, Washington 98158
Its cloudy .. its rainy .. its home.
Probably ill wake up on Monday next.

I come .. I eat .. I conquer
Place: New York City – Manhattan – Nyc (40.753011426874, -73.97686958313)
Address: 42nd Street, New York, New York 10004
I come .. I eat .. I conquer

adeus lisboa … bom dia porto
Place: Porto, Portugal (41.15, -8.61667)
Address: Porto, Portugal
adeus lisboa … bom dia porto

E boa noite Lisboa
Place: Lisbon, Portugal (38.7261, -9.1394)
Address: Lisbon, Portugal
E boa noite Lisboa

Guten Morgen Franky…
Place: Frankfurt, Germany (50.1154, 8.6709)
Address: Frankfurt, Germany
Guten Morgen Franky…

šī ir rīga
Place: Riga Old Town (56.9564, 24.1213)
Address: Riga, Latvia
šī ir rīga
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Mary had a little lamb little lamb … until this morning … it was eaten
#happyEid
 
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A million ways to die .. you chose one – marriage!
Mostafa Makmouk
#think_twice
 

مش معقول الفلسطيني شو بنق وما عندو قناعة بشي… شايفين كل المهن المذكورة بالصورة؟ بس هول المهن ما في يشتغل فيها بس في يزاول أي مهنة تانية انو لازم يدفع ٢٣% ضمان وقال ما بيستفيد… كذاب بيستفيد ب ٨% يعني اقل شي بعد ٣٠ سنة الحد الأدنى بيطلعلو شي خمسة آلاف دولار بعدين قلكن الوزير ما ح ياخد حق الطلب … شو بقي ؟ بس هول بدن معكن نص ساعة رسوم وزارة العمل 36000 ليرة لبنانية (يقترح الوزير أن تصبح 100 ألف ليرة في الموازنة الجديدة) + رسوم تسجيل لدى كاتب العدل (30 ألف ليرة لبنانية بدل تعهد + 100 ألف ليرة لبنانية كحد أدنى بدل عقد عمل)، فيصبح المجموع: 166 ألف ليرة لبنانية (قد تصل إلى 230 ألفاً)، هذا إن افترضنا أن الفلسطيني سيتم استثناؤه من شروط أخرى مثل: شهادة إيداع لصالح مصرف الإسكان، والتي تصل قيمتها إلى مليون وخمسماية ألف ليرة لبنانية.
مش معقول الفلسطيني شو بنق وما عندو قناعة بشي…
شايفين كل المهن المذكورة بالصورة؟ بس هول المهن ما في يشتغل فيها بس في يزاول أي مهنة تانية
انو لازم يدفع ٢٣% ضمان وقال ما بيستفيد… كذاب بيستفيد ب ٨% يعني اقل شي بعد ٣٠ سنة الحد الأدنى بيطلعلو شي خمسة آلاف دولار

بعدين قلكن الوزير ما ح ياخد حق الطلب … شو بقي ؟
بس هول بدن معكن نص ساعة
رسوم وزارة العمل 36000 ليرة لبنانية (يقترح الوزير أن تصبح 100 ألف ليرة في الموازنة الجديدة) + رسوم تسجيل لدى كاتب العدل (30 ألف ليرة لبنانية بدل تعهد + 100 ألف ليرة لبنانية كحد أدنى بدل عقد عمل)، فيصبح المجموع: 166 ألف ليرة لبنانية (قد تصل إلى 230 ألفاً)، هذا إن افترضنا أن الفلسطيني سيتم استثناؤه من شروط أخرى مثل: شهادة إيداع لصالح مصرف الإسكان، والتي تصل قيمتها إلى مليون وخمسماية ألف ليرة لبنانية.

Mo Ghaoui was in Beirut, Lebanon.
Place: Beirut, Lebanon (33.8892, 35.4993)
Address: Beirut, Lebanon
I think i left the lights on .. came to check
 
Mo Ghaoui was traveling to Czech Republic from Boryspil International Airport.
Place: Boryspil International Airport (50.3464092526, 30.896100223993)
Address: Borispol
Fb: whats on your mind?
Me ? What mind
 
Mo Ghaoui was traveling to Kyiv, Ukraine from Amsterdam.
Place: Amsterdam (52.366666666667, 4.9)
If god wants you to fly… he will send you airplane tickets
 
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انا بفهم تعليقات اللبنانيين … لانو ما بيعرفو الحقائق
الفلسطيني ما عندو مشكلة باصدار اجازة عمل
لكن القانون بيقول ممنوع اصلا العمل للفلسطيني بالمهن اللي فيها نقابات … يعني كل شي ممنوع لأنو حتى الزبالة لها نقابة… فبدكن اجازة عمل للعمل اللي اصلا ممنوع؟
نرجو التوضيح…ظظ
لماذا ولا مهنة فعلا مسموحه
ومش مسموح حتى تكون صاحب عمل بلا رأسمال ١٠٠مليون…
نحن الشعب الوحيد المهجر ويدخل اموال ولا يخرجها
ممنوع نشتري املاك وممنوع نورث
اذا النا ما دخلنا بالقرار بيقولو قاعدين هون وما خصكن؟
واذا حكينا بيقولو اجنبي او لاجئ سد بوزك
اذا ابنو للبناني ولد بكندا بعد ٥ دقايق بيقول ابني كندي
واذا انا وبيي خادلقنا هون لاجئيين
بتقولو عن حق العودة… اهلا
بتحكو عن القضية بس لتتاجروا فينا ..شكرا
دخلكن حق العودة ما خصو بالفلسطيني الشيعي والمسيحي اللي تجنسو ليزيدو التناغم الديموغرافي ؟
ولا بس السني اللي الو حق العودة؟ (انا شخصيا بدي حق العودة كاش من فضلكم)
ما اخونا الشيعي على اساس حامل القضية بس مش للشيعة بس علينا
واخونا المسيحي كمان ما خصو مع انو المسيح تبعنا فلسطيني بس يمكن صار عندن مسيح تاني
واخيرا معلومتين
اولا قدي عم تقبض الدولة مانت مساعدات عن كل راس فلسطيني بالبلد وعشان عيك بضخمو الارقام الموجودين مع انو الاغلبية هاجرت
ولا الانروا شدت ايدا بطل النا عازة
اما بالنسبة لإجازة العمل ما مشكلة ما وقفت عليها او وقفت متل بعضا
بس ما تنسو يا زملائنا اللبنانيين انو متلكن نحنا مندفع ضرائب وما مناخد وكمان عنا مشكلة كهربا ومي وزبالة
وعنا كمان مشاكل سبيسيال
عنصرية وكراهية وتمن ما يقال عنو هذا ما جناه ابي علي
يعني ثمن شو و شو بدنا ندفع بعد
واخيرا …
ليش كل ما ينفتح باب هجرة للفلسطينيين الدولة بتمنع سفرن؟ …
سامعين بمتل ..لا بني*…. ولا بينتا* ولا بزيح عن درب النيي**؟
خلص بقا الحكي لغير المثقفين او الجاهلين بالقضايا بس مضيعة وقت. .
لكم دينكم ولنا دين ….
ما تحلو عنا بس تركونا نحل عنكن
وما منستغرب من دولتكن هل المعاملة هيي معكن بلا ضمير فمعنا شي طبيعي
بس
تدافعو عنا انتو ..لأ هيدا شي صادم ومعيب
وبس زوركن ما تنسو تددعوا عليي بعرف حرية التعبيير جريمة تعاقب صاحبها بالحبس ….
#انا_هاجرت_عقبالكم
 

You would think in this city its the drugs that will kill you … trust me its the Donuts snd Eclaires…. the weed is only a distraction ^^
Place: Amsterdam (52.366666666667, 4.9)
You would think in this city its the drugs that will kill you … trust me its the Donuts snd Eclaires…. the weed is only a distraction ^^

Das ist düsseldorf
Place: Düsseldorf, Germany (51.2185, 6.7805)
Address: Düsseldorf, Germany
Das ist düsseldorf
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Dentist : this is gonna hurt … ive been having an affair with ur wife
#notmydentist
 
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When the doctor told me am fat i asked for a second opinion… he said am ugly too!
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Dear friends
You will surely have a smoking hot body.
You know .. when u burn in hell.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
People.. i take responsibility for what I say ..Not what you understand.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Loss can not be expressed with words, so i shall remember my friend in silence.
As i refrain from mentioning names, photos or stories this is meant to our common friends only.
Honor his memory, and his ever lasting smile .. even when he is stone cold angry.
Sleep in peace my friend ull be missed and now more than ever you taught us to believe in the afterlife, til we meet again.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
If you can’t kill them with kindness..
Use a gun
 
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LoveTip: Take your woman’s breath away !!
Strangle her
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Never talk ill or bad of the devil…
Do you really want more enemies ?
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
To get back on your feet…
Sell your car
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
They always told us anyone can be president
But when Anyone became president no one believes it..
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I hate pillow talks..
Well as u know pillows aren’t supposed to talk
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
The homless guy sign said ; money for food
I gave that asshole money but he didnt give me any food…
 
Mo Ghaoui was in Kent, Washington.
Place: Kent, Washington (47.3827, -122.227)
Address: Kent, Washington 98030, 98031, 98032, 98035, 98042, 98064, 98089
Home : where your wifi auto connects and you can watch tv in your underwear
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
For a happy marriage
Wives: know and understand your husbands
Husbands: Don’t try to understand your wives … just do it
 
Mo Ghaoui was in Beirut, Lebanon.
Place: Beirut, Lebanon (33.8892, 35.4993)
Address: Beirut, Lebanon
Lebanese careers:
Doctor / Lawyer / Engineer / Disgrace to the family
 
Mo Ghaoui was in Bucharest, Romania.
Place: Bucharest, Romania (44.4325, 26.102)
Address: Bucharest, Romania
Romania has a nice view … and a nice view too.
 
Mo Ghaoui was in Lisbon, Portugal.
Place: Lisbon, Portugal (38.7261, -9.1394)
Address: Lisbon, Portugal
Did you know that Portuguese speak Brazilian ^^
#hothotweather ;(
 
Mo Ghaoui was in Copenhagen.
Place: Copenhagen (55.676111111111, 12.568888888889)
Address: 1050–1778, 2100, 2150, 2200, 2300, 2400, 2450, 2500 Copenhagen
Welcome to denmark where language letters dont affect pronunciation
#speak_dansk
 
Mo Ghaoui was in Paris, France.
Place: Paris, France (48.8567, 2.3508)
Address: Paris, France
When Par.is Par.isnt
#eurotripping #pun_intended
 

With @[1732856948:2048:Mostafa Makmouk] un search for the mist important question in life… where is the best chocolate cookie ????
Place: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (40.7638, -73.98282)
Address: 1697 Broadway, New York, New York 10019
With Mostafa Makmouk un search for the mist important question in life… where is the best chocolate cookie ????
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Its Ramadan, time for me to get back to *Mo-slim* shape.
 

Me at check-in window : One-way ticket please.
Place: Alcatraz Federal Prison (37.826753557123, -122.4219129494)
Address: Alcatraz Jail, San Francisco, California 94111
Me at check-in window :
One-way ticket please.
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
On mother’s day send your wife back to her mom…. make both your mothers happy
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Too many birthdays
will kill you
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Teach your kids about taxes .. eat half their food
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I have this voice in my head that keeps me strong ..it says
Donut give up
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
She made me salad for breakfast .. but i still dont know what i did wrong
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Everytime i go out the house to exercise i come back with extra fries….
(McDonalds Gym)
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Diet day #1
I removed the sweets from my house .. it was delicious
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
There isnt enough blood supply to run both brains and penis in a male body at the same time.. #askyourdoctor i think.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Always give it 100% .. especially if ur giving blood.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
An onion a day keeps everybody away.
 
Your privacy is important to us… Said every company ever.
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Dear Friends … please drink and drive
(me wishing myself a happy new year)
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Dear santa, pls focus .. i wanted a fat bank account and a thin body… you messed up .. again !
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I read this article about 7 meals you can eat before workout..
Impossible..i tried and couldnt pass my 5th breakfast..
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I hate people who keep looking for trouble..
Thats why i never do a prostate exam ..
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
A profile picture, writing on walls, strangers poking you… Facebook sounds a lot like jail …
 
Penn & Teller .. the las vegas best magic couple are actually like any other couple .. only one of them gets to talk during the show ( reminds you of anyone married people ?)
 

Cool LA night out with Mickey Rorke .. Wiz Khalifah and ICEMAN .. live from Hollywood
Place: Nightingale Plaza (34.08322, -118.37682)
Address: 643 N La Cienega Blvd, Los Angeles, California 90069
Cool LA night out with Mickey Rorke .. Wiz Khalifah and ICEMAN .. live from Hollywood
 
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I was watching the 2 minutes sprint race thinking, I could do it too… in under 1 hour.
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
To all of ya happy people out there today i thought u should know… Tomorrow is Monday…
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
As a man’s man I always always get the last words with my gf .. its usually “Yes dear”
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Why is it ok my friends can tell me i got fat
But not ok for me to tell them they got dumb..
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Washing machine manual.. for men : select auto/ for women: 30 modes and 10 pages manual.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Lifetip: Pharmacists require a prescription for Anti-Depressants pills … Marriage certificates aren’t accepted.
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
When a person CV reads: *looking for new challenging position* i translate to *Got fired looking for a job*
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Did you know that the last 10% of toothpaste lasts as much as the first 90%.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
When a woman says “first of all”.. RUN
Trust me, she’s got data, statistics, research and you’re not gonna make it
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I totally keep secrets, it’s the people i told who cant ..
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?
Its weird why women always start the conversation that way
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Drinking every day makes you an alcoholic… Lifehack “Drink at night only”
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Dating phase “you’re smart and funny” …
relationship phase:
“You think you know everything and its all a joke to you???”
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Since they invented AdBlocker there became no more singles in your area looking to meet you!
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Success is like pregnancy.. people congradulate you but they never ask you how many times you were ****** to get there.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Logic: you learn from ur mistakes ..so if you dont do mistakes ur unlearned idiot
So a smart asshole or a righteous dumb naive.. #tobeornottobe
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
As i walked through the valley of shadow of death.. i knew i set wrong address on google maps…
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
LifeTip: to avoid being a criminal and a thief, get a TaxID they’ll just call you a businessman
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
How can i be a member of any place that actually accepts people like me for membership..
#dilemma
 
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So i have all these friends who analyze me for free.. why would i need a shrink for 😀
 
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*Employee of the month* title is a compliment or insult?
Are you a winner or loser #inspirational_moment
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Those who say women belong to the kitchen are naive and idiots
Dont you know thats where all the knives are
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
So you didnt know Google is a female?
Didnt notice she wouldnt let you finish a sentence without her suggestions?
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Lifetip: when a woman asks WHAT,it doesnt mean she didnt hear you, she is just giving you a chance to change your answer!
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Doctor advises to leave your trouble out when you go to your bed…. i told him ..but dr, she wouldnt sleep out.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Fat-ness doesnt run in a family.. Fatness is because no one probably runs in the family
 
 
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The reason no one wants to see jewish muslim couple is beyond you.
Kids will suffer.. no one wants to see a double circumcised kid.. #unfair
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Parking in the US is funny… should i pity myself for not remembering where car is parked or pity the people following us to park in our place??
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Ah that feeling of love again, adrenaline rush and happiness… its my new 1GB internet DSL
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Studies show that Money causes Amnesia and in some cases erases your number from friends phones
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Its been sunny days and hot nights..My gf is depressed staring at the balcony window..
I think i have to let her in
 
Mo Ghaoui was traveling to SeaTac from Frankfurt Airport.
Place: SeaTac, Washington (47.43406, -122.27427)
Address: SeaTac, Washington 98148, 98158, 98168, 98188, 98198
Place: Frankfurt Airport (50.04836043634, 8.5711914856535)
Address: 60547 Frankfurt, Germany
Still on winning streak on airport random security check, wins everytime …
#still_got_it
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Some people dont understand why population in Lebanon is always the same
Simple: everytime a girl gets pregnant a guy leaves the country
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
My girlfriend doesn’t appreciate me opening the car door for her..
She keep saying i have to stop the car first..
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
People spend months arranging their wedding, and the holy men still ask you if you accept or do
Cant people take a hint anymore ? No is still an option
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Sunglasses to open a fridge are a result of alcohol and terrible hangovers… happened to a friend of mine..
#justsaying
 
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Did you read the advice about treating your wife like the day you met? .. so now am supposed to have dinner with her and drop her at her parent’s house, right?
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
When someone gets killed, they always investigate husband or wife first..
*me explaining marriage to other people*
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
For a happy relationship buy 2 TVs
And if you really can afford it? Two bedrooms .. #ProTip
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
If you dont cut the cake.. its ONE piece of cake…
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I actually respect selfish egoistic bastards, they dont gossip or talk about other people at least:)
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Anyone old enough remembers our teachers saying you will not have a calculator with you always… say what now? U know smartphones and shit!!
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
The bank ATM fee is my most respected trick ever… they let you buy your own money and charge you ! Respect!
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
My neighbors listen to loud tv every morning
Whether they like it or not by the way
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I thank my gracious life for friends, family and CallerID to avoid them both.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
That intangible thing in the air that is making our life better… not LOVE morons.. am talking about WiFi
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I slipped in shower
But if anyone asks.. I’ll say i hurt myself during skydiving sex
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Its embarrassing when you think someone is pregnant instead of fat… especially if he is a guy ^^
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
The older you get the more important questions you start asking yourself like… where did i park my car
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Imagine how sexy i am if i workout, imagine how healthy i am if i eat well… i will not do that.. so please imagine.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
To really know a person, forget walking in their shoes… just check their browser history…
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I can easily have my coffee, smoke, waste time an be unproductive all together
#multitasking #yesicanmultitask
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
9 out of 10 of the voices in my head tell me its gonna be a good sunday ..yeeyy
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
In her sexy voice she said *come over, nobody’s home*
I went over.. nobody was home…
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
So without women i guess life for men will be a pain in the ass
And thats a Fact!
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Loyalty is exclusive Arabs value, once we sold our soul we will never back off.
#parliament_elections
#loyalty #loyal_sheep
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Connected to wireless printer *DONE*
Will you please my kind neighbor bring me the papers i just printed?
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
The sevens sins are there for a reason, we must practice them well to really understand their pros and cons
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Am fighting slavery
Gonna throw those salad dishes back to the green earth
Go free lettuce go free
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
One would argue that the real first tablet user that actually connected to cloud is Moses.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Lets us help make Lebanon beautiful again… please stay inside your house.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Tip: I am not the friend you put on speakerphone .
 

Another scam… whats happening with this world… why would anyone want a non alcoholic gin?
Another scam… whats happening with this world… why would anyone want a non alcoholic gin?
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Ordering what they call *homemade* food when at the restaurant…. whats next? Wash the dishes?
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Salad bar .. what a scam… definitely not the bar i want to go to
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I decided ill start walking everyday..
I bought the chips and snacks already.. cause u know *am being real*
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
So what if the vampire is muslim or jewish … how will the cross work then? Baptize him first?
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
No person has ever found out, where do socks disappear?
#life #mystery
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
100% of Lebanese wanted the change, but the other 100% re-elected the same parties, the other 100% still have hope
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Today The Live Game of Jumanji Begins.
#elections #lebanon
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
“In case of fire do not use the elevator”
Duuuuh .. ill use water
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Lebanese got it all wrong this election
Its not the vote that counts, its the one counting the votes.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I had a healthy dinner tonight.. not to panic, ill cleanse it with some alcohol.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Dogs are loyal, women call men dogs to imply otherwise… and yet some men try to understand women.
Whom stupidity wins?
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I felt humanitarian when i was donating a kidney, until they asked me where i got it from !!
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
People who believe in horoscopes have a name its called: single women ….. ps: if ur born on 31st u die alone.. just saying
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Lebanese women are asking for equality and half the parliament…. how about we start with half the plumbing jobs?
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
As a man in a relationship you always have a choice
U’r Right or U’r Happy
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Try to see the good in people
When someone lies to you in your face
At least compliment his confidence
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Women will definitely win their rights… once they finish putting make up and be ready
#year_2400
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Do you know that IT IS POSSIBLE to go to gym or eat at a restaurant without posting that on facebook?
True story my friends.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Well .. you cant say
“Ive been drinking all day”
Unless you start in the morning.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
1896 HG Wells published his book “The time machine”
1899 he writes it.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Am no racist, black brown yellow all is ok as long as u act white.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Ladies and gentlemen… if a threesome is not within reach or possible
Try a schizophrenic ^^
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I never Text and Drive, unless am drunk.
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I dont understand when someone brag about having a black belt…. i mean we all have black belts we wear all the time no?
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
No am not mad my gf goes out at night
Am mad she keeps coming back!!!
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
My friend got diabetes… i sent him a box of chocolate to cheer him up.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
My father is a man of few words
He used to tell me : Son ….
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I hate materialistic people.. am simple i just want a bed, tv and a private jet
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
If you’re one in a million then there is 7000 people exactly like you
#simple_math
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Apparently if you talk to streetwalls you are crazy, but to fb wall … you are social !
#Reactivated #Facebook
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Notice : Am unfriending everyone as my profile is public, if you wish please follow ! XOXOX
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Of course i prefer them big Nd natural…
In answer of how i would pick christmas trees … u sickos.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Its a shame everyone forgot the true meaning of christmas…
You know .. Santa’s birthday.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
For those who still dont understand Bitcoin
Its like real money but you cant see it, hold it, or spend it on anything!
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I know its 6 am but i just read ur yesterday’s text..
Still at the restaurant ??
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Scientifically.. most people dont understand anything after the word scientifically
#madeupfact
 

Welcome to Sofia! … luckily its still warm 🙂
Place: Sofia, Bulgaria (42.6833, 23.3167)
Address: Sofia, Bulgaria
Welcome to Sofia! … luckily its still warm 🙂
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
On #independence_day i wish you a dictatorship.
At least you get the same injustice as everyone else
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I hate those who think nothing is impossible
Ive done nothing for years
Totally possible !!!!
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Apologies for those i have NOT offended yet.
Please be patient
I will not forget anyone
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
My gf complains that i dont listen to her … i think its about listening or something like that.. #women!
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I stand outside
Therefore
Am Outstanding
 
Mo Ghaoui was at At Work Beirut.
Place: At Work Beirut (33.930230645648, 35.587549209595)
Address: Blueberry Square, Dbayeh, Mont-Liban, Lebanon 961
Place: At Work Beirut (33.930230645648, 35.587549209595)
Address: Blueberry Square, Dbayeh, Mont-Liban, Lebanon 961
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Alfa and mtc thank you for sending all the holidays greetings and spending your 4g data and making your friends spend theirs.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
So when someone tells me is cooler than me, does it make me hotter?
Who wins this ?
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Life tip: if someone comes out of a bathroom sweating, do not go in that bathroom
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Seriously guys and gals … 1000 friends and you still take a selfie??
No one to hold your camera for you???
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
50% of marriages end in divorce , so *technically speaking* if you’re married and dont want a divorce, your wife does.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Love hurts.. i lay awake thinking is chocolate thinking of me too??
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Not to brag or anything, but I don’t need alcohol to make really bad decisions
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Democracy:
Two butchers and a cow deciding what to have for dinner….
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
In amsterdam try what i tried : ice mocka
Let me rephrase: ice mocka lotta weed
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
So last month i decided to lose 5kg ….
Only 10 more to go 🙂
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
One same secret to both a successful marriage
& a successful diet
*keep your mouth shut*
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I hate fat people
who owe me money,
its disrespectful
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
The phrase
“Don’t get me wrong”
Has 0% success rate
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Stepping on someone’s foot makes them open their mouth like a trashcan … just saying.
 
Mo Ghaoui was traveling to Bucharest, Romania from Sofia, Bulgaria.
Place: Bucharest, Romania (44.4325, 26.102)
Address: Bucharest, Romania
Place: Sofia, Bulgaria (42.6833, 23.3167)
Address: Sofia, Bulgaria
Reading books and sight seeing
 

There is nothing to ruin this vibe…. oh wait Those lebanese tourists annoying sounds by the pool …..
Place: The Royal Apollonia (34.697290345, 33.095262050629)
Address: Georgiou A Street 68, Potamos Yermasoyias, 4048 Limassol
There is nothing to ruin this vibe…. oh wait
Those lebanese tourists annoying sounds by the pool …..
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I feel unstoppable i can even stop a bullet…once
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Tie your shoe laces 3 times per day
#fat #men #yoga
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Science : hot things expand
(Me explaining being fat)
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
People are good
Except family, friends and acquaintances
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Someone asked me why i dont go to Friday’s prayer
I “think” am not a totally bad guy so why should i go sit half a day and hear about how i am going to hell …
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Ah money !!
I remember it from the days i was single .
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Mosquitoes…thank u
The gift of slapping someone because of u and sacrificing your life for my pleasure
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I love life … it wants to be just friends..
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Screw diet.. am in perfect shape.
I choose the shape of a circle .
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Road to success is under construction
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I tried to be normal … once …
Worst 3 mins ever!
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Because ‘Narcissistie’ is hard to spell..
#selfie
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Artificial intelligence
VS
Natural stupidity
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I work well with others..when they leave me alone.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I dont understand healthy food and gym options
Why does everyone want to die healthy?
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Money talks
My money’s favorite
“Good bye”
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
A man only runs after a woman until ‘she’ catches him!
#women
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
A wise woman once said
“Fuck this shit”
And she lived happily ever after
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Women also fantasize about men… men cooking, men cleaning the house…
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Life is all prespective, for example The titanic sinking was tragedy to people
It was a miracle to the Lobsters in the kitchen
 
Mo Ghaoui was attending Преслава в София, Megami Club (02.03.2017) at Megami Club – Hotel Marinela.
 
From Mar 2, 2017, 1:59 PM to Mar 2, 2017, 6:00 PM
Place: Megami Club – Hotel Marinela (42.672071005099, 23.317505121231)
Address: James Bourchier 100, 1421 Sofia, Bulgaria
Sofia’s best
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer… I saw the video… we need to talk
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
There are Two rules of success
1: Dont tell everything you know..
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Usually the difference between single and married is about 15kg.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
My wife still makes me breakfast in bed…
But she makes me sleep in the kitchen.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Love one another “Confucius”
Love another one “Mo”
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
To whom convinced blind men to wear sun glasses …..
#salesmen #Respect
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
When a door closes …
You open it again …
Because thats how doors work !
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
One more year of experience
One more year of memories
One more step towards alzheimer
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Sometimes when i close my eyes… i cannot see!
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I love winter sports, my favorite: Hibernation
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I may look calm but i have already killed you 3 different ways in my head
 

Enjoying the weather playing a game of “Find my ears” and “I cant feel my face”
Place: Sofia Hotel Balkan, a Luxury Collection Hotel, Sofia (42.697069603763, 23.322118934372)
Address: 5, Sveta Nedelya Square, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria
Enjoying the weather playing a game of “Find my ears” and “I cant feel my face”
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I dont mind people speaking behind my back… i just fart occasionally just incase.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Learn about karma … its spelled “ha ha fuck u”
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
The path to happines starts with 3 simple words…
Not my problem !
 
Place: The Comedy Underground (47.60077, -122.33377)
Address: 109 S Washington St, Seattle, Washington 98104
 
Mo Ghaoui was traveling to Seattle, Washington from Frankfurt Airport.
Place: Seattle, Washington (47.6046, -122.3308)
Address: Seattle, Washington
Place: Frankfurt Airport (50.04836043634, 8.5711914856535)
Address: 60547 Frankfurt, Germany
Am so lucky, am always “SELECTED” for “Random” security checks …
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I know what I’m getting for Christmas … Fat. I’m getting fat
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
So our barber was caught for selling drugs … 10 years … i never knew he was a barber !!!
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I removed the unhealthy food from my house and it was DELICIOUS
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Here is how to have 30 min conversation with ur wife or gf
Ask: how was your day?
90 min conversation: how are you feeling today
Full night conversation: Add Uha and Noo and why
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
My gf is accusing me of cheating, its ridiculous, she starting to sound like my wife
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Water is the solution to life problems … to lose weight …to wash face.. to drown your wife… to cook … to thirst .. and did i mention to drown your wife ?…
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Women can walk around all day long in a bikini, but God forbid if you see them in their bras…. I will never comprehend this.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Dear ladies, the only man worth waiting for is the delivery guy…
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I never thought ill go to a Gym..
And I was right !!
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Practical Joke: Tell your wife/gf ‘you know i love you right?’ And watch her trying to figure out what have you done wrong
Ps: inconclusive results may occur.
 
Mo Ghaoui was in Sofia, Bulgaria.
Place: Sofia, Bulgaria (42.6833, 23.3167)
Address: Sofia, Bulgaria
Place: Sofia, Bulgaria (42.6833, 23.3167)
Address: Sofia, Bulgaria
Do skoro Sofia ! Hisham Maana Sola Bou Malhab
 
Mo Ghaoui was in Paris, France.
Place: Paris, France (48.8567, 2.3508)
Address: Paris, France
Place: Paris, France (48.8567, 2.3508)
Address: Paris, France
ParTon my french … Au revoir Paris
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Dear Trump Voters, Because its funny is not enough reason for electing someone…
Dear Lebanese voters… you probably know the feeling.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I try to find good around people
Sorry typo mistake
I try to find food around people
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Women confuse us … are we supposed to remember your birthday but forget HOW OLD you are ?
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
A kid told me smoking is bad for me … i slapped him and told him, so is talking to strangers.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
A real friend listens to you …
(A Salute to our friends at the secret intelligence services ) for listening to everycall and message we send.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Again I forgot to go to the gym today… !
its been 20 years since i remembered…
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
تناقضات : فاضية عالآخر ….سوء تفاهم واضح ….. سعر تقريبي محدد….. لقيتو ضايع ….. فاق ميت …. واجملهن ….
زواج سعيد .
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
دعوتي الوحيدة الكن بهل العيد انو
انشالله تكونو مبسوطين على قد ما عاملين حالكن فرحانين عل فايسبوك
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
اذا عرفت حالي ح موت … بتمنى اخر جملة قولا تكون:
(تركت 5 مليون دولار ب …. )
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
كم ساعة لازم ضل قاعد عالصوفا بنفس الوضعية …ليصير فيي قول عملت يوغا
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
بدل ما توجع راسك بحل المشكلة
كون جزء من المشكلة
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
عادة في واحد اهبل من اصل 3 رفقة …
فكر فيها اذا عندك اثنين صحاب وحاسسن بيفهمو
يعني انت الهبيلة
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
كل قرار غلط بحياتك صار بعدين قصة حلوة لتحكيها …
ما بتءكر ولا قصة حدا حكيها بتبلش : مرة كنت واعي و …
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
المنتج كرم بمقالة بيشكر الدولة والجيش اللي سهلو تصوير الفيلم و سكرو وزارة العدل ليصورو
******وحتى وزارة العدل التي “أقفلت قصر العدل الذي صوّرنا فيه لمدة 12 يوماً بشكل متواصل******
و بقولولك قصر العدل ما بيشتغل … هييه عم بيعمل افلام وقريبا منتزه سياحي للمتهمين مع شاشات عرض للزوار
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
بتعرفو هول الي بدقو عل التلفون ليبيعوك شي وبيضلو يدقو وبيقرفوك …. المهم لقيت الحل …اول ما ترد قول
” تفضل انت عل الهوا”
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
اكيد بتعاطف مع الفقراء والمحتاجين
ليش شو فكرن انا بحس لما بكون بالسيارة وعجقة سير
وانا ما معي هليكوبتر ….
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
انا بتعلم من اخطاء العالم
لكون واضح اكتر
انا بعطيهن نصيحة وبشوف النتيجة ….
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
كل الناس يتحلون بالنزاهة و بالصبر ….
طالما في شهود.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
شكرا لجميع اللي بيعملولي لايك عل فايسبوك
جايي شخصيا عندكم عل البيت اتعشى واتشكركم.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
الزوجة الصالحة تسامح زوجها عندما تخطئ هي
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
قد ما صار معك مصاري
ما بحياتك حتقدر تشتري ديناصور
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
بما انو القصة منافسة بقلة الخواص والمعايدات المودرن
تنعاد عليكم …. جميعا .. اي جميع من بعت عل الواتساب وغيرو… هيك بكون انا كمان عملت واجبي حسب ما قللي ضميري المرتاخ.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
قررت ريح ضميري ….. وما بقى استعملو
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
اذا مفكر حالك بتحب عيلتك … قلي قدي بتحبن بس تكونو قاعدين سوا وفي بعد قطعة حلو واحدة عالطاولة ….
بعدكن بتحبو بعض؟
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
خيي و حبييبي و معلمي و استاذي و صديقي وزعيم …
هول اسماء صحابي ….
خصوصا اذا ناسي إسمن.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
سعادة الناس هني وعم ياخدو صورة سيلفي بتصدمني …
بذكركن انو قبل اختراع السيلفي كنت بحاجة لصديق يصورك
الشي اللي بفهمو من السيلفي انو ما عندك اصحاب ؟؟
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
الحب لا يقدر بثمن ….
لأ عن جد …..
ما حدا حب وخلص دفع لنعرف مجموع الفاتورة بعد.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
أعطي شغلك 100% من جهدك ….ما بينفعك غير شغلك !!
15% الاثنين ..25% الثلاثاء 25% الأربعاء 30% الخميس و 5% الجمعة … اقتضى التوضيح
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
عم يخبرني صاحبي كيف هو دائما بيربح الجدال مع مرتو
متل ما خبرتو بخبركن ….
الرجال حتى لما يربحوا هيك جدال … فعليا خسرانين
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
كم رجل جادل امرأة ساعتين او أكثر بموضوع اذا هني علقانين مشكل أو لأ.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
عندما اعترفت للحياة بحبي لها …. اجابت : خلينا أصدقاء
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
ساعة رياضة بالنهار … يعني بالمبدأ ساعتين مع الحمام وتغيير الثياب …. ساعتين بيطلعو بالسنة 730 ساعة ..شهر وشوي كرمال يمكن تعيش احسن؟؟ او اكثر؟؟
سامعين بمتل عصفور بالأيد؟
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
كلما اجد معنى الحياة ….. بيتغير.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
في نوعين من الأتراك … نوع ما بينحب ونوع ما بينطاق
ملاحظة: ما بتنحسب عنصرية اذا صحيحة.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
لحياة سعيدة للزوجات : اعرفي زوجك وافهميه جيدا
لحياة سعيدة للازواج: اعرف زوجتك ولا تحاول فهمها ابدا.
 

My 2 beauts , 1968 Camaro SS first generation and her younger self.
My 2 beauts , 1968 Camaro SS first generation and her younger self.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
قانون النسبية الى من لا يفهمه …
بس يكون عندك حظ 50/50% لتساوي شغلة
يعني 75% ما رح يمشي الحال
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
كل واحد بيستعمل عبارة : الحكي ببلاش او الكلام رخيص …
شكلو بحياتو ما مموكل محامي او دفع فاتورة محامي.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
شو فيها تعمل شهم من فترة لفترة وتحيب لمرتك الترويقة عالتخت …. واذا كتير مستصعبا … قلها تنام بالمطبخ.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
في ثلاث حالات الوضع يستدعي وجود شهود عيان
الجرائم … الحوادث … وحالات الزواج.
واضحة الفكرة؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
الصداقة الحقيقية هي ان تجد شخص مزعج مثلك .. واذا شي …سافل متلك وبالرغم من هل شي تكونو صحاب
واهم شي ما تسألو بعض شي غير سؤال واحد: شو بدنا ناكل
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
لزواج طويل المدى وضمان السعادة ، كلمتان هم يدخلان قلب المرأة كل مرة … انا بجلي
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
من كل ما اعطتني الحياة … اود ان أعيد اليها 10 كلغ .
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
أغلب الناس بيسوقوا افضل اذا معن قهوة او اكل عل المقعد اللي جنبن على انو يكون قاعد معن انسان على نفس المقعد
 
Mo Ghaoui checked in to Greece.
Place: Greece (39, 22)
Place: Greece (39, 22)
مبسوطين هون بالاساطير اللي عندن اليونانية …هه يجو يشوفو عنا كل اسطورة ولا التانية … انا بس عتبي عالسينما ما عم تعمل عنن كم فيلم ب هوليوود
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
الاعتراف بانه عندك مشكلة هي نصف المعركة
النصف الآخر انك تأثبت لأصحابك انه هنني المشكلة.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
الشي الوحيد اللي متعلمو من اي انتخابات بلبنان انو الناس ما تعلمو شي من الانتخابات قبل بلبنان
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
كنت مسافر وضيعت تلفوني… لمدة 48 ساعة اضطريت احكي مع عالم وجها لوجه …. وعرفت قيمة التلفون مجددا.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
تتذكرو من كم سنة لما كنتو تقولو بقلبكن … بعد كم سنة بكون أموركن تمام وكلو تمام و مشاكلكم وديونكم بكونو خلصو؟؟؟ بس عم ذكركن …. مههه و لول و اللي بدكن ايي
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
ما بعرف لي العالم ما بحبو السلطة…
خصوصا مع شوي توست و…ودجاج ومايونيز ..وجبنة ..
 
Mo Ghaoui wrote on Samar Sawas’s timeline.
Happiest of birthdays nchalla 😉
Mo Ghaoui wrote on Bilal Salman’s timeline.
Ten3ad 3leeek m3allemna
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
اذا انا غلطان ..بس بعرف انو انا غلطان
بكون معي حق ولا لأ؟؟
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
الجمال ليس بالمظاهر بل هو الجمال الداخلي …
مثال حقيقي : البراد
*اعذروني انا والبراد قصص حب لا تنتهي*
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
ما بدي شوف حالي عليكن بس سامعين ببرنامج الدايت للتنحيف و خسارة الوزن باسبوع واحد؟؟
الحمد الله خلصت البرنامج ب نص ساعة
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
عم مر بمرحلة اليأس للرجال… ل يللي ما بيعرف هيدي بتبلش عند الرجال على عمر ال 18 بتخلص عل 85
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
شوفير التاكسي : انا هيك مرتاح بشتغل عذوقي وانا مدير حالي وما حدا بيتقنبر عليي ……
انا: شي منيح برافو …بس عجل شوي و فوت اول مفرق عاليمبن .
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
طريقة وحيدة لجعل محرك غوغل يتوقف عن العمل (يتلت) … استعمال كلمات البحث : كيف نفهم النساء
 

حقائق علمية: اختير من اسعد الشعوب بس هيدا مش اللي بدي علق علي … بس حتى مياه المرفأ تعتبر صالحة للسباحة !!! اي خلصنا بقا
Place: Copenhagen, Denmark (55.6761, 12.5683)
Address: Copenhagen
حقائق علمية: اختير من اسعد الشعوب بس هيدا مش اللي بدي علق علي … بس حتى مياه المرفأ تعتبر صالحة للسباحة !!! اي خلصنا بقا
 

زمان كانو يعرفو طريقن من ورا النجوم … هلق اسهل ..بس لحاق مطاعم الهمبرغر وبإذن الله ما بتضيع ابدا
Place: Vienna, Austria (48.2083, 16.3731)
Address: Vienna, Austria
زمان كانو يعرفو طريقن من ورا النجوم … هلق اسهل ..بس لحاق مطاعم الهمبرغر وبإذن الله ما بتضيع ابدا
 

سؤال بديهي بس تشوف هيك منظر عالوصلة ….. انا وين بدي نفض السيجارة؟؟؟؟
Place: Salzburg, Austria (47.799644, 13.041122)
Address: Salzburg, Austria
سؤال بديهي بس تشوف هيك منظر عالوصلة ….. انا وين بدي نفض السيجارة؟؟؟؟
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
قدي الواحد فعلا بيعيش بحياتو؟ انا شخصيا مروح نص حياتي نوم وتلفزيون واذا مني غلطان شي ثلث حياتي صافن على باب البراد …
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
وفي أخبار الليلة: اتضح انه معظم مستخدمي ال فايسبوك اديهم شهادات عالية في علم النفس و السياسة و الاجتماعيات …
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
دراسة تقول النساء يقرؤون وجوه الرجال أفضل من الرجال في قراءة وجوه النساء …. هذا لأنه ببساطة الرجال لا ينظرون الى الوجوه…. اقتضى التوضيح
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
استعمال ساعة المنبه اللي اصلا ما منفيق علي … ما هي الا دليل انو الانسان في يعمل نفس الغلطة كل يوم.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
نصيحة جربا ما بتخسر شي …غمض عينيك و تخيل انك… *إنسان*
 
Mo Ghaoui checked in to Sofia, Bulgaria.
Place: Sofia, Bulgaria (42.6833, 23.3167)
Address: Sofia, Bulgaria
Place: Sofia, Bulgaria (42.6833, 23.3167)
Address: Sofia, Bulgaria
حكمة اليوم من بلغاريا : كل ما حس حالي قايم اشتغل …بقعد وبنطر هيدا الشعور ليمرق على خير
 
Mo Ghaoui checked in to Restaurant Fouquet’s Paris.
Place: Restaurant Fouquet’s Paris (48.8714299, 2.30129)
Address: 99 avenue des Champs-Elysées, 75008 Paris, France
Place: Restaurant Fouquet’s Paris (48.8714299, 2.30129)
Address: 99 avenue des Champs-Elysées, 75008 Paris, France
و شغل
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
كنا صغار ونخاف من العتمة … كبرنا وصرنا نخاف من الكهرباء ..وفاتورة الكهرباء
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
كيف فيي صدق البصارة انو تشفلي مستقبلي وهيي لو انا شاطرة كانت شافت انو انا طفران وما كانت عرضت خدماتها اصلا…. على ميبييين …
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
لما اعمل شي بخاف إندم علي الصبح … بنام للظهر
هيدا انا … بعرف حل مشاكلي بنفسي
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
الرجل المثالي لا يشتم ..لا يشرب الكحول.. لا يدخن …لا يتعاطى المخدرات ..ولا بوجد اصلا
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
بدي طالب بتخفيف حكم الزواج من مدى الحياة ..لمثلا … 15 سنة مع اطلاق سراح مشروط أو ثلثي المدة …. بحس رجال و نساء لازم يناسبن هل الشي …
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
اكتر شي مزعج بدعايات الفوط الصحية النسائية انو لوهلة بيحسسوك انو النسوان ياي شو بكونو فرحانين هني وبالدورة الشهرية …
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
سماع مني وخود نصيحتي ….هيك هيك انا مش عم استعملها
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
اذا بدك تشوفي ابداع زوجك بالكذب … عملي حالك معصبي وإسألي “شكلك ناسي اليوم شو” او “وين كنت اليوم” ..
احتمال يكذب عصحة السلامة بنسبة 99%
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
بعيد الحب منذكركن بنصيحة أخوية: بالحياة الزوجية عندك دائما الخيار ..يكون معك حق -او- تكون مبسوط …..
ومنذكر انو الحب انك تختار الشخص اللي بدك تسملو بدنو لحالو على مدى العمر ….مبروك للتعساء
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
عم فكر استثمر بالذهب …او بشي لون تاني يمكن أوفر شوي
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
شكرا لجميع التمنيات من لجميع…اسفي الوحيد انو غوغل ما تذكر وغير الشعار تبعو على عيدي … منو عارف انو انا كمان اسطورة …خللي يسأل الياهو
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
الدراسات اثبتت انه الزوجة الناصحة بتعيش اكتر من زوجها اللي بقلها انها ناصحة.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
إنو البنت فيها تحط شعر ورموش اصطناعية وحمرة وبودرة وبوتوكس ..وغيرو ..حقها ما حدا الو معا….بس كيف الا عين يكون بدا رجال حقيقي
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
قال شو ….. وضعية الطيران للهواتف الذكية….ليك منا كذبة .. اي لآ ما بطييرو … صدقوني جربت ….
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
بس حدا يقلك ما في شي مستحيل … قلو ينقبر يجرب يرجع معجون الاسنان عالقنينة
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
الإنترنت مليان بعالم نصابين ومحتالين
بس انا مقابل 9.99$ فقط بعلمكن كيف ما حدا يحتال عليكم.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
حك واربح ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
لنتيجة افضل استعمل آلة حادة
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
عيد العطاء والكرم … لا تبخل ولا تحاسب .. اعطي بلا مقابل … نقبل الشيكات والكاش وجميع البطاقات الإئتمانية… تنعاد عليكن
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
مذكر كل مفتاح معك هو مفتاح شو؟ انا مذكرن كلن ما عدا المفتاح اللي انا لونتو احمر لإتذكر لشو …. يا للسخرية
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
يا خيي هول النسوان عندن حزورة بعد ما في رجال بالعالم عرفها …. حزورة ” حبيبي شو مغير فيي” …
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
أول شخص اكتشف الحليب … انسان عظيم… بس حدا سألو شو كان عميعمل بالبقرة ؟؟ مش بس هيك ..حدا سألو ليش قرر يشربن ؟
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
9 من اصل 10 رجال يوافقون على مقولة الزوجة دائما على حق…. في موضوع آخر : زوج مفقود منذ عمل هذا الإحصاء….
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
سؤال للسائقين: افضلية المرور لمين عل التقاطع… مش ل يللي بكون خلص س م س(sms) اول واحد؟
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
بسبب الاحوال المادية المتعثرة… سوف يتم طباعة الستاتوسات الخاصة بي في الصين
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
قلتلك جايي بعد عشر دقايق.. ما بقا تدقللي كل نص ساعة تذكرني.. العما ولو
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
كل العالم بيدعوا التواضع بس شوفن لما يجي دورن عند الحكيم قبل دورك…او عند الحلاق… بس اقواهم اللي بتوصل شنطة السفر اول شي بتحسو ربحان يانصيب..
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
التلفزيون …ما بحضر تلفزيون … ( يقولها بقرف ) …صديقنا اللي بيعمل عشر سأعات انترت بالتنكة
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
الرجال ما بيحكو مع بعض إلا بالمسبات والشتائم بس قصدن العكس تماما …. النسوان ما بيحكو مع بعض الا بالمجاملات واللسان الحلو ….كمان مش هيك قصدن
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
شو كان شعور أول انسان سمع ببغاء عم يحكي ….
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
بطلت تدخين …عم آكل أكل صحي.. عم انزل عالنادي.. عم نام بكير … الشغل تمام … بس مشكلة واحدة ، بعدني ما عارف وقف كذب
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
اذا شي انا ما عندي مشكلي مع التدخين … انا عندي مشكلة بس ما يكون في تدخين . اقتضى التوضيح
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
بيغريني عالم العصر الحجري … حسب ما مبين بالافلام كان اذا الواحد غبي … في شي بيقتلو او بياكلو … بالحالتين مكسب للي بيفهمو
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
بس حدا قاعد معكن يصرخ ويقول : تركو هل التلفونات بدنا نحكي كلمتين …. يعني بطاريتو فضيت
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
لزواج ناجح ..تخيل بيتك متل المتحف …. ممنوع الحكي وممنوع اللمس .. وبإذن الله ما بيصير ولا مشكل.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
العشق هو عندما تفكر بالحبيب صبحا ومساءا وتزوره كل ساعة مهما كان شعورك … بحبك ايها البراد
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
بصراحة بعد ما جربنا الديموقراطية وحرية التعبير وبين قديش في ناس ما خرج نسمع صوتن من الاساس …انا بطالب بمنع التعبير وبطالب بالديكتاتورية … عالأقل بعض الناس ببينو أذكياء احسن ما يحكو و تبين الحقيقة
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
صاحبتنا عملت فحص حمل …. واسوأ مخاوفها صارو … ما طلعت حبلى ..طلعت بس نصحانة
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
شو حلو لما يسئلك حدا بالطيارة لوين رايح ….. والله بتعتل همو طالع بالطيارة ومش عارف وين رايحين
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
إذا قبعنا مساحات الزجاج تبع السيارة …بيقدرو جماعة ال park meter يحطولنا ضبط وقوف ؟ كيف ..
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
عقبالكن … مضيت عقد ب ،1،000،000$ …..على 20 سنة ….مع حكيم الاسنان ….
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
حدا يفهمني تعبير “عم إشتغل متل الكلب” ﻷن على حد علمي الكلب ما بيشتغل وبنام 16 ساعة بالنهار …
 
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اجمل المغامرات انك تكتب عل الفيسبوك انت وعم تقطع الشا
 
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تتذكروا هيديك الإيام المجيدة …لما ما كان في انترنت وفايسبوك وما كنتوا تسمعوا اخبار العالم اللي اساسا ما بدكن تسمعوا عنن شي ….. اشتقتا والله
 
Mo Ghaoui was at Acropolis – Ακρόπολη.
Place: Acropolis – Ακρόπολη (37.970452587289, 23.725009717097)
Address: Dionisiou Aeropagitou, 15121 Athens, Greece
Place: Acropolis – Ακρόπολη (37.970452587289, 23.725009717097)
Address: Dionisiou Aeropagitou, 15121 Athens, Greece
للمرة الثانية مش قادر ما فكر فيها …من البلد اللي خلقت في الديمقراطية …راجع بكرا عل البلد اللي دفنوها في
 
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شكرا للغة العامية يمكن استعمال كلمات مثل : صديقي حبيبي و خيي الاصلي عند نسيان اسم الشخص اللذي تحدثه
 
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احلى كذبتين بالحياة لما حكيم الاسنان يقلك.. ما حا تحس بشي ..ولما مرتك تقلك … مش معصبة منك.
 
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الى أهلي واصدقائي في طريق الجديدة …. صار وقتا نغير اسم المنطقة … مش بس بطلت جديدة … بطلت طريق اساسا …. وتنعاد عليكم
 
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بحاجة لحل سريع جدا لتعلم الصبر
 
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وأخيرآ عملت لائحة بالاشياء اللي حابب تصير بحياتي …هلق بدى حدا يساويهن…
 
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خبر سار : قنديل البحر عاش الاف السنين و ليس لديه دماغ او مخ …. مبروك لكل الأغبياء طول العمر والصحة الجيدة.
 
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اذا معك مصاري تشترك بالنادي لتعمل سبور …. يعني معك تشتري ديودرون معطر ….
 
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سؤال واحد لم يعرف إجابته اي رجل في العالم …عندما تسأل الزوجة “شو مغير فيي”
 
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طريقة واحدة لمعرفة من تحب من اصحابك ….تخيل انو اجاك ولد وجرب اعطي اسم …وشوف كم اسم ما بدك تسمي …..مش صدفة انو كل اللي بيجيبو ولاد بتحسون سمو اسم جديد
 
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عزيزتي المرأة …الجزادين والأحذية هول بتشوفي حالك فيهن عل النسوان فقط…. بأكدلك وحياتك ما في شب بحياتو قال “بشعة بس شوف منا سكربينة لابسة؟” ولا بحياتو قال لحدا “شوف شوف منا جزدان حاملة” …. اقتضى التوضيح
 
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اعطيني اغلى شي عندك وما تسأل بالمصاري …. ( هيدا الخواجة أنا عند محل المناقيش )
 
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في فقراء ..وفي فقراء درجة أولى …للتوضيح الفقير درجة اولى عندو لابتوب و سمارت فون ومنن بشوف حسابو اونلاين اللي ما في بقى مصاري ….
 
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بدك تتسلى ؟ بس تكون بالدكانة او اي محل شوف وين في وحدة مبينة شايفة حالا وسألها اذا بتشتغل هون
 
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عندي مواهب مخباية …. بس المشكلة ما عارف وين
 
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بحب الكمبيوتر . عل الأقل لما يغلط ما بحط الحق على كمبيوتر تاني …
 
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صحفية فركشت لاجئ قامت الدني …طب الحرس الأردني ليوم قتل واحد هربان لعندن …. معليش عرب بعرب بعني ما بتنحسب عنصرية؟؟؟
 
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ما في متل النحلة او الدبور في الغرفة اللي انتا فيا لتتعلم فن الكاراتيه بنص ساعة فقط….. الاتنين سوا معك بالغرفة بيضمنلك حزام اسود بإذن الله
 
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كل ما شوف صورة واحد مطلوب من العدالة …. بتحسسر عل العدالة.. ليش ما كمشو هنني وعم يصوروا؟؟
 
Mo Ghaoui was in Sweden.
Place: Sweden (61, 15)
Place: Sweden (61, 15)
النظافة من الإيمان …. مش عم لطش حكي ….بلا ما نكذب مبلا عم لطش حكي …لبنان بوابة جهنم على هل حال
 
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الشعب اللبناني بيفتل الراس …يستر على ايدكن هاتو اختكن لبوووسا
 
Mo Ghaoui was in Copenhagen, Denmark.
Place: Copenhagen, Denmark (55.6761, 12.5683)
Address: Copenhagen
Place: Copenhagen, Denmark (55.6761, 12.5683)
Address: Copenhagen
أسئلة ضرورية عند السفر :اي كرسي أفضل في حال تحطم الطائرة؟ مياه الحنفية بتنشرب؟ شو ضمانات الطقس؟ ضروري استعمل اسمي الحقيقي بالمطار؟ فيك تاخد معك سلاح عالطيارة؟؟ واهم شي طلب لائحة بجميع مواقع االصراف الآلي بالبلد المضيف ..
 
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ما هو جمع حليب؟… اخطبوط ؟ وحيد القرن ؟ … طيب… جمع كلينكس ؟ جمع بترول ؟ انسو كل الحكي اللي قبل طيب… شو جمع بيبسي ؟ ….
شهادة مجانية بالأدب العربي عند اجابة 3 من 6
 
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شو موقف رجال الدين … شكلو اللي عم يصير كفر.. حدا يشفلي الله يخليكن القرآن والانجيل شو بقولو؟؟ انا بس حابب جيب سيرتن لأنه حاسسن زمطو من البهدلة وهيدا بالنسبي الي حرام …
 
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يعني مش ضروري تجربي 50 محطة لتعرفي انو الساتلايت واقف…. (الى المدام اللي قاعدة بغرفة الانتظار عند حكيم الاسنان)… طلع ضغطي…
 
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الغباء ليس بجريمة .. ايها المواطن “الحر”
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
الكذبة بدا شغلتين …. سياسي ليقول الكذبة ..ومذيع او مقدم برامج تاركوا يحكي
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
قدي حقوا لبنان على ال eBay … انو باعو الشركات والمؤسسات … وباعوا الشعب … وقفت على شقفة ارض البيعة يعني
 
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انا بتضامن مع الحكومة والشعب وبتضامن مع رئيس الحكومة ومع مطالب المتظاهرين …للاستفسار الرجاء الاتصال بالنائب وليد جنبلاط
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
نطالب تيار الاصلاح والمستقبل وحزب الله والقوات والتقدم و..و.. بقمع المتظاهرين من هول العملاء اللبنانيين (طلعت ريحتكم) …. ونحيي عملاء السفارات وندعوهم للمساعدة بعملية قمع العملاء اللبنانيين على كافة الاراضي اللبنانية
 
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اتصلت بخدمة الزبائن …معود اسمع صوت المكنة وكبس ارقام …ردت عليي بنت حقيقية … ارتبكت وطبشت التلفون
 
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مش صحيح انو الكبار بالعمر عندن حكمة اكتر …. ما كمان زمان كان في كتير هبل وصارو كبار
 
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طول عمرو حديث السياسيين * زبالة * بس و أخيرا صار الو معنى
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
عن لسان Jihad Habash حفظه الله: اذا زرعوا وردة على قبري بتضل 100 سنة …لأن كل ما مر واحد من حد القبر بدو يبصق ويسقييا ….
Quoting our dear friend Jihad : if they put a flower on his grave it will live 100 years for no one shall pass without spitting on his grave …long live thy flower by their spits
 
Mo Ghaoui was in Kent, Washington.
Place: Kent, Washington (47.3827, -122.227)
Address: Kent, Washington 98030, 98031, 98032, 98035, 98042, 98064, 98089
Place: Kent, Washington (47.3827, -122.227)
Address: Kent, Washington 98030, 98031, 98032, 98035, 98042, 98064, 98089
سهلة تعرف طقس اليوم …اذا الجبل مش مبين عليك من الغيوم يعني بدا تشتي …اذا الجبل مبين عليك واضح يعني ممكن تشتي…..
Its easy to know weather here, if mount rainier is clouded then its raining.. if view is clear then its probably gonna rain
 
Mo Ghaoui posted in Buy & Sell CARS – Lebanon by EBC Lebanon CARS.
Hi , looking for mustang 2007-2010 full black or red with white stripes, NoT convertible and prefer v6 … or GT v8 if price is catchy.
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
للبيع الة الزمن …اصلية …مكفولة ترجعك بالزمن من لحظة الشراء…..فرصة لاثبات انو نظرية داروين غلط وانو اصلك حمار مش سعدان
 
Mo Ghaoui wrote on Bilal Salman’s timeline.
elyum 3otle ma fe cadeaux
Mo Ghaoui wrote on Samar Sawas’s timeline.
ten3ad 3layke nchalla be kheir w 3afye
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
اليو عيد العمال؟ على اساس عم تتعبو بغير ايام …. بلبنان اذا بدن عيد لازم يكون عيد العمل …ليكون عنجد شي جديد
 
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اذا اردت ان لا تفشل … فلا تحاول
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
انو كل النهار بتحكو على حائط الفايسبوك ..بتكونو اجتماعية ومثقفين…بس انا احكي مرة مع حائط الكاراج بقولو عني اهبل …هيدا تمييز عنصري
 
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امتحان مجاني للاغبياء….بس ب ٧$
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
حتى لو اللي بتحبن واحد بالمليون …تذكر انو معناها انو في منو 7000 واحد او وحدة
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
مع انو عندي كتير احذية رياضية … بعدني ما حققت اهدافي …وبعدني بطيء
 
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ما بعمرك تضيع فرصة .. خصوصا اذا كانت فرصة انك تسد بوزك وما تحكي شي
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
كل ما شوف الدني عم تشتي والغيوم بالسماء… بصفن وبفكر ….ايمتا بدي صلح هل الشباك ….
 
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Mo Ghaoui wrote on Ali Moati’s timeline.
Lek ente w bayye 3eed miladkon bokra… 3edeyte elak w elo enkon tedharo sawa….. ya wayleeee shu 7a tenbestoooooo
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
باستراليا اليوم صارو بكرا وانا بعدني عايش حسب مصادري الاسترالية …
 
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شو رقم تلفون تبع ال 112
 

Why else would we have a ticketing website if we cant watch ourselves as well …. @[600880015:2048:Lama Moati] .. this is MY definition of mixing business and pleasure….
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
السياسه هي ثاني اقدم مهنه بالتاريخ…. دغري من بعد الدعاره …. بس انو لي نفس المهنه بيعطوها مرتبتين !
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
بفرشي اسناني او بعمل برونزاج ؟
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
الزوجات اللبنانية عنصريات ….. كلن بدن صانعات وخادمات ..بس ما بيرضو لا باوكرانية ولا رومانية ولا ولا…. معا ضد العنصرية ! #زوجتي_عنصرية
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
كم من مفترق طرق سوف تواجه بالحياة …قبل ان تعترف انك مضيع بالطريق!
 
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اذا ضميرك مرتاح…يعني ذاكرتك عاطلة
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
عزيزتي الامراة ….عندما تتسلقي سلم النجاح الرجاء عدم لبس الننورة
 
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الشخص الاناني واللي ما بحب الا حالو صراحة هو افضل صديق…. عل الاقل ما بيحكي عن حدا تاني لا بوجودن ولا بغيابن
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
اللي كتب انو القلم اقوى من حد السييف قولكن سامع بحياتو برشاش اوتوماتيك…. شو كيف هيدي بدو يعملا فتوى …
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
سر حب النساء لرجال الشرطة والاطفاء والعسكر ليس بسبب الجسد الرياضي او جمال البذلة الرسمية…. بل بسبب معرفة الامراة بان هؤلاء الرجال معتادون على تلقي الاوامر بلا تردد …واكل اي شيء بلا نق… اقتضى التوضيح.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Thank you all for the birthday wishes, as you know when we grow older many things change in our lives… our memory becomes terrible … shit, i forgot the rest..
 
Mo Ghaoui wrote on Jay Yueel’s timeline.
As long as the candles cost less than the cake ..your fine 🙂 happy belated birthday
Mo Ghaoui wrote on Lama Moati’s timeline.
may u live til your teeth fall off

عشان شوبت بالبندقية .. اخ شو حلو الطقس يا @[517666130:2048:Ali Moati]
Place: Ljubljana Capital Of Slovenia (46.050076546782, 14.505564449187)
Mo Ghaoui was in Venice, Italy.
Place: Venice, Italy (45.4386, 12.3267)
Address: Venice, Italy
Place: Venice, Italy (45.4386, 12.3267)
Address: Venice, Italy
بيروت احلى ….
 
Mo Ghaoui saved an article.
The Daily BeastAre All Terrorists Muslims? It’s Not Even Closehttp://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/01/14/are-all-terrorists-muslims-it-s-not-even-close.html
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
عفكرة مش حلو تكونو محسن او حسن او حسين او محمد….خصوصا انو مبارح كنتو شارلي ، بفهمكم…. …حقكم…ربع
 
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من عبقرية السياسيين بلبنان .. انو حتى بايام البرد بيدفوا إيدين بجيابكن ….يعني حكبولكن حكاية ومددوا حتى للعطلة … احسن ما يبينو الفضايح وحطوا الحق بكل الخراب بالبلد والطرقات على الطبيعة ….هيي الطبيعة اخت …الحياة.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
يلا انا رجعت عالنق….. ونق اليوم من قد ما بتنقو…هي كم نصيحة الكن.. كل ما تقولو ما في مصاري تذكرو انو فيكن تكونو حاملين 1000$ بدل هل التلفون بايدكن وكل ما تفكرو انو ما في ابداع بالدنيا اشتركوا بنادي رياضي وشوفو كم حجة بيطلع معكن ل ما تروحو وكل ما تستهترو بالاشياء لي عندكن اياها تذكرو لما تكونو بالحمام وما في كلينكس او مي….
 
Seattle area , shopping for views … and the views are on sale … Beirut next via Heathrow …imagine my happiness going back….but if u cant imagine it then ur right!
 
New york in 48 hours .. Rockefeller times Brooklyn bridge Wallstreet Battery park Liberty Island Illes island Central park Times square and best of all at 102 floor despite my fear of heights! Looking forward for comedy show tonight at comedy central and tomorrow to Seattle!
 
Mo Ghaoui was at Central Park.
Place: Central Park (40.772742593747, -73.972216004349)
Address: 5 Av To Central Park W, 59 St To 110 St, New York, New York 10022
Place: Central Park (40.772742593747, -73.972216004349)
Address: 5 Av To Central Park W, 59 St To 110 St, New York, New York 10022
New york ..new Yorrk 3 days biting the apple before heading to seatle. .
 
Mo Ghaoui was at Paris Aéroport – Charles de Gaulle (CDG).
Place: Paris Aéroport – Charles de Gaulle (CDG) (49.004833172785, 2.5699396857318)
Address: BP 81007, 95711 Roissy-En-France, Ile-De-France, France
Place: Paris Aéroport – Charles de Gaulle (CDG) (49.004833172785, 2.5699396857318)
Address: BP 81007, 95711 Roissy-En-France, Ile-De-France, France
All tears in the smoking room … still worth it
 
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عم فكر كيف منعيش بأمان … بدي علق علم داعش والقاعدة.. هيك المخابرات وامن الدولة والجيش كلن براقبوا بيتي .. مين اللي بعد يسترجي يقرب صوبي ؟؟؟؟؟
 
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حماتي العزيزة… ما تعطينا نظريات بترباية الاولاد…. عندي مثال حي عن تربايتك وبحب خبرك انو ناقصن شغل بعد هل الموضوع.
 
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كل شوفير بلبنان بيعرف جملتين للي عم يسوق ورا وإدامو :روق يا حيوان و عجل يا حيوان .. . السؤال كيف فيك تكون مش انت الحيوان
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
مش منطق الدخان ببيعو على باب المحل وحتى بوصلو عل السيارة.. بينما الدواء بدك تفوت عند الصيدلي عشر متار وتلف كوع وتنزل درج… وعسيرة الصيدلي لي ابن ال.. لي بدو يوقف على خشبة ويحكينا من فوق.؟
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
مستحيل ال فايسبوك اخترعوا رجل….انو كل هل الاسئلة شغل نسوان … غير القلائل وكب الحرام… يعني الواحد بخاف ينعملو تاغ متل ما بيخاف من مرتو تشوف مين دقلو … واهم شي وين ما تروح … اسمك مكتوب

مشكلة بس تكون لحالك وما في حدا تتمسخر علي…..بس كل مشكلة والها حل……
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
الضجة في برشلونه لا تطاق من صوت العصافير و حفيف ورق الشجر …حتى انه مرة منذ يومين سمعت صوت زمور سيارة!!!!!
 

Floor tickets @FC Barcelona vs Seville. …bonzaaay
Place: Camp Nou (FC Barcelona) (41.380929099459, 2.122354152724)
Address: Avinguda Aristides Maillol, s/n, 8028 Barcelona, Spain
Mo Ghaoui was at Plaça de Catalunya.
Place: Plaça de Catalunya (41.386666666667, 2.17)
Address: Barcelona, Spain
Place: Plaça de Catalunya (41.386666666667, 2.17)
Address: Barcelona, Spain
على ابواب مطار بيروت: عند التوقف الدفع يدويا…. من مطار برشلونة: لا تدفع ..الابواب اوتوماتيكية…….يعني يس تشوف الملاحظتين ما فيك ما تدفع بنفسك من الشباك…. كنا معكم مباشره من ساحات كاتالونيا
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
اذا حضرتك من الناس اللي بيفتحوا الشباك للدبانة (الذبابة يا مثقف) وبتتأمل إنو تروح لحالا يا انت كتيير متفائل يا كتير أهبل
 
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شكرا CSI ….عفوا اصدقائي
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
سؤال محير الشعب اللبناني .. .لي ريحة البلد متل ريحة المجارير بعد الشتا…
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
بس يفتحلا باب السيارة …كون اكيد السيارة جديدة ..او مرتو هي الجديدة.
 
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إلى الأهالي الكرام …عفوا… جربتو معنا وجربتو فينا…وهيك طلعنا . مش ح نتبادل الاتهامات…مع إعتذارات الجيل الصاعد نزولأ.
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
قال الإيبولا والإيدز ما إلن علاج…. لي الضيف اللصقة إلو ؟
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
إنو شو يعني رجيم متوازن… سندويشة بكل إيد ؟
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
تحذير: ما بعمرك تاخذ حبة منوم و حبة مسهل للمعدة بنفس الليلة….وما تقول ما حدا نصحك!!
 
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رحلة الالف ميل….. كم بنك بوينت بدا واذا كاش اديش….
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
كيف في ناس ما بتآمن بالحياة بعد الموت … مين ايام ابمدرسة ما سمع بجدو لفلان او خالو مات وبعد ما يفلو من المدرسة يلاقيون عايشين ومكترين…..اكيد باستثناء اللي بيو او امو بيعلمو بنفس المدرسة … ولا مرا بتصير معو هيك معجزة… ما هيك يا Ali Moati
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Ali Moati ذكرني انو حكمة البوم بتذكرنا بايام المدرسة…من ميلة فقسني ونت ميلة انا بطلت بلش جملي فيا ….من اليوم ورايح مسخرة فقط… مع الشكر
 
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حكمة اليوم: اعمل ثم إعمل وإعمل دوما …فهذا واجبك الوطني…النواب وعائلاتهم وأقربائهم يعتمدون عليك !
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
حكمة اليوم: عند حدوث اي جريمة الزوج او الزوجة يصبحان تلقائيا المشتبه رقم واحد….طب شو بعلمنا هل الشي عن الزواج؟؟؟
 
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حكمة اليوم: ما تتخلى عن آحلامك……خليك نايم
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
حكمة اليوم: اذا الرياضة بتطول العمر.. سؤالي انو قدي .. أكتر من نص عمري اللي بدي ضيعوا عم اركض في؟
 
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حكمة اليوم: من عجائب النساء ..الولادة،العادة الشهرية، صب الشمع الحار جدا او اللايزر لنتف الشعر….وبالرغم مما ذكر ….ما مستعدة تفتح تنكة بيبسي كرمال اظافرها أو الله يستر ما تشوف صرصور ….
 
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حكمة اليوم: من السهل تكون مين ما بدك تكون عالانترنت …بس سؤالي الك انو لي بتختار تكون الشخص الغبي؟
 
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حكمة اليوم: انا ومرتي كنا سعداء لأكثر من عشرون عاما …..حتى التقينا….والعبرة لمن يعتبر!
 
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حكمة اليوم: معدل قتيلين يوميا حوادث سير بلبنان … بس مش مهم المهم حزب الله والدولة الإسلامية. ..مبدئيا انتو شعب مثقف …فعليا انتو ارهاب بالفطرة…الحل …أعطو المقاتلين دفاتر سواقة ….والله ولي التوفيق
 
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حكمة اليوم: الحب مرض ….يشفيه الزواج!
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
حكمة اليوم: من الظلم بالعالم انو الناس فيها تستهبل بوجك بس ما مسموح تقلن انن هبل بوجهن.
 
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حكمة اليوم: ما تاكلو بالليل وما تتعشوا مأخرين…طب الي حطلنا لمبة بالبراد لنشوف بالليل شو كان قصدو ؟؟؟ طب لي !
 
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حكمة اليوم: كن سعيدا اذا كان عمرك 30 وما فوق … كنا هبل واستهبلنا وما كان في سمارت فون يصورنا …..كان ماكسمم كوداك والفيلم بدو لف بعد كل صورة
 
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حكمة اليوم: من أهم الأدلة على تخلف الغرب انهم ما زالوا بحاجة الى اشارات السير وخطوط المشاة البيضاء …الموت للغرب الأحمق!!!!!
 
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حكمة اليوم: البنك بدو انو انت تأمنلو وتعطي مصرياتك…بس هو القلم بيربطو بحبلة ….
 
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حكمة اليوم: اذا صاحبتك او مرتك بتعلق عالكلمة والحرف… احسنلك ما تتأأأتءءءء
 
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حكمة اليوم: لما دكتور الاسنان بيقلك ما بيتوجع العملية…بيكون قصدو انو هوي مش موجوع….مش ذنبوا انك ما سألت السؤال الصح.
 
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حكمة اليوم: صحيح كل شي بالحياة الو سبب…. ساعات السبب انك أهبل
 
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حكمة اليوم : بس بنتك بدا تعمل سندريلا. .. خليا تبلش تنظيف البيت كم سنة بالاول.
 
Mo Ghaoui was at Prince Residence.
Place: Prince Residence (44.42288, 26.09852)
Address: Str. Principatele Unite Nr.42, Sectorul 4, 040164 Bucharest, Romania
Place: Prince Residence (44.42288, 26.09852)
Address: Str. Principatele Unite Nr.42, Sectorul 4, 040164 Bucharest, Romania
Good morning Bucharest
 
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حكمة اليوم: ما في سؤال غبي.. في غبي عم يسأل سؤال.
 
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كل ما حدا يقول المهم او مختصر مفيد… راحت علينا السهرة عم نسمع أكل خرا…
 
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From the city were democracy was historically born… back to beirut where they buried it!
 
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بخيل سأل مرتو شو طابخة، التلو زعتر وزيت …قللا : طبختييين يا أخت الشرموطة
 
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توقف عن القراءة …..انتبه الى الطريق!!!!
 
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البيت بيتك …….اجلي الصحون بطريقك الله يرضى عليك
 
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ما بحياتي كذبت على مرتي.. كتبتلا كل شي بصفحة terms and conditions ……وهيي قالت i agree
 
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أصدقائي الأحباء ..أعدكم أني سأشتاق لكم…أتعدوني بأن لا أراكم مجددا؟؟
 
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No one believed their parents when they said you can be a president or minister, see now ? ANYONE can do it, LITERARY ANYONE !
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مستحيل في حدا “عذراء”… عنا دولة وحكومة…….وفهمكن كفاية
 
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من الصعب تضحك عنفسك …. أنا بالخدمه
 
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عم جرب وقف مسخرة..في مجال تبطلوا استهبال
 
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لبنان بلد الامان….الولد بيحط ايدو بي بريز الكهربا وما بيصيرلو شي
 
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ملاحظة للانتحاريين …اذا بتموت بالفرشة موتة ربك بتفوت عالجنة بكامل أعضائك !
 
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احدى المرات سالت موظف بالمطار لي ما بينو شنط السفر بعد..سالني اذا وصلت الطياره او بعد….. اكيد التلو ما بعرف!
 
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أطفالكم هنني مستقبلكم…..بس لهيك اهل…. حبوب منع الحمل هيي الحل
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مثبت علميا: امراض القلب والسرطان يشفيان اعراض التدخين
 
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حكمة اليوم : ما تكون أهبل.
 
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عم بوزن حالي كتبلي الميزان “يتبع” …..
 
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ما تكون اناني وتفكر بصحتك…فكر بعمال المطاعم السريعة اللي بيقعدو بلا شغل من ورا الرجيم تبعك
 
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عندي حل… حدا عندو مشكلة؟
 
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صحيح المراة الذكية بتحصل على اللي بدا ..بس كمان اذا عملت غبية بتجيب اكتر.
 

Dortmund shaklo ra7 3a italy w el Bayern 3am yehko fee 3ala Qatar
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غريب … الاخبار كل يوم بيطلعو قد الجريدة عالظبط ..
 
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يا ريت بعدني ولد …كنت بعرف كل شئ
 
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A lesson on Antisemitism 🙂 It goes both ways Sir !
Updated Aug 12, 2014, 5:55 PM
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شو الفرق بين اللي بيغتصب مرا وبين الأب اللي بيجوز بنتو بالقوة لواحد غريب يغتصبها … او بيصير قانوني يمكن…
 
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Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. ( Albert Einstein ) … By definition, 99% of Arabs are insane .. kissing boots failed, and resorting to radical violence failed, and for the 1000 times they keep repeating the same two methods ! FAIL FAIL FAIL … Deserved fail nonetheless
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This worldcup made total sense with germany winning the trophy….but why did messy get golden boot? I have nothing against him but he was way behind many deserving and influencing players.. weird decision, but congrats the best team #Germany
 
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When will the match start ? #germany #7up
 

So here we are , 16 teams have qualified tonight … congratulation to those but let me have a quick review of events … So Robin Van der Holland has Graduated the Batman academy with his fly on goal, and Robbennn has made EA sports change his mode to no-pass button, and both succeeded to deliver the Netherlands to move forward The other favorite in their group Spain decided it was 2 Chile for them to continue, they went back to their state and enjoyed their hot press. Christiano Ronaldho has again managed to get new Facial expressions out of this worldcup, thanks to Germany who always manages to bring the best out of their opponents , their win over Portugal and USA was the deciding factor for who looses with least goal qualifies… Thanks to that, Me and the other 49 fans of USA Worldcup team are happy for the progression to the next group stage 🙂 Suarez has managed to get a new reputation, with 9 matches ban and the usual get kicked out and save your team magic, the underdog match has finally found a dog within and won over her majesty Italy… Italy on the other hand has withdrew early on the hands … or foots of Uruguay , they came to make a point … and Voila, some of us are still trying to figure what that point is , they didnt write off their chances to qualify until last second, but my doubts are Italians cant write anyway. Rooney has went right, left and center shifted and shuffled the squad but what we didnt know till later they were only deciding where is everyone’s seat on the plane is, he even caused a ball boy to be fired after that boy told him “ur fucking out of your mind if you think am going to get that one” after one of rooney’s impressive shots. Argentina was lucky, oh they can play thats no doubt but I couldnt stop imagining this new White Line Spray they are doing if Maradona was still playing … I think it would have caused a confusion between the referee and Maradona laying down to sniff it …. as i said, lucky ! Messi is still underage to do drugs with his skills and Angel de maria ( many times Oscar winner for best soccer actor) has managed their team to proceed. Iranians were told that the match ends in 90 minutes , technically they are still developing nuclear energy and they are really strict to their numbers, what happened after min 90 was un calculated risk, Russians were under strict instructions, if you cant beat them, Invade them.. said Vladimir Putin, but the team was aware they are to host next worldcup so they have high hopes there and left this one since its hard to win two cups in a row, their last won world cup was 70 years ago… or was it worldwar ? still its how their commander stated to press. sorry their manager Chocolate has also qualified in two flavors, Belgium and Swiss, even roasted chocolate had a spot… whatever Swiss and Belgium produced and labeled not for sale, they called “French” the white and dark left overs , Le Blu will soon Allez …. Algeria has gone through … to face germany who only ever lost to an arab team once, Algeria… now History has tendency to repeat itself, but on the other hand, will virgins loose it twice ? #History_DOES_OR_DOES_NOT_repeat_itself Brazilian Ronaldo once said, We lost because we didnt win ! …….. In your face Ronaldo… this stage you Won because you didnt loose ! Please remind me if i forgot to insult anyone you like, its late and qualifications just finished and this is what i had to say ! Over and out …. original post @ http://ghaoui.com/blog/2014/06/my-worldcup-2014-stage-1-comments/
شغلتين اجو عبالي بامستردام … اول شي قد ما في اورنج حسيت حالي محاصر من التيار وتاني شي هول صور محطة القطار حسيتن شي قصر للاستاذ … ما عجبتني القصة
 
Place: Amsterdam-Centrum (52.375504623991, 4.8960428706217)
Address: 1012 CA Amsterdam, Netherlands
Live from Amsterdam Holland… good luck dutch team or hard luck I dont care how this match ends, its awsome either way!
 
Mo Ghaoui was in Copenhagen, Denmark.
Place: Copenhagen, Denmark (55.6761, 12.5683)
Address: Copenhagen
Place: Copenhagen, Denmark (55.6761, 12.5683)
Address: Copenhagen
Just in @
 
Mo Ghaoui added a new photo to BLOM Retail’s timeline.

my question would be should we paying taxes on top of miles? and second question would be can we change destinations or just the ones listed in miles page offerings
my question would be should we paying taxes on top of miles? and second question would be can we change destinations or just the ones listed in miles page offerings
Place: The Museum of Flight (47.518296347139, -122.29645955669)
Address: 9404 E Marginal Way S, Seattle, Washington 98108
Boeing outdoors. .. some of the planes I own ofcourse…US Air Force is 4 sale.. bids start at 50$
 
Bellevue (beautiful view) because I dont want to take better photos am using google images u know just so I dont embarrase google with my photography talent 😀
 
Place: Seattle, Washington (47.6046, -122.3308)
Address: Seattle, Washington
Sleepless at seatle? I doubt that… am sleeping well and enjoying the wake as much! And just when u think european highways are wide u find out ur yet to be mistaken again
 
Mo Ghaoui was at Denny’s (1246 North Central Ave., Kent, WA).
Place: Denny’s (47.397148657234, -122.22733295753)
Address: 1246 North Central Ave., Kent, Washington 98032
Place: Denny’s (47.397148657234, -122.22733295753)
Address: 1246 North Central Ave., Kent, Washington 98032
First evening in washington state … tonight Kent tomorrow Seatle ….time zone is killing me am awake at 5 am to manage regular day work in beirut pfttttt
 
Mo Ghaoui was at Hilton Washington Dulles Airport.
Place: Hilton Washington Dulles Airport (38.933074828963, -77.427645976441)
Address: 13869 Park Center Rd, Herndon, Virginia 20171
Place: Hilton Washington Dulles Airport (38.933074828963, -77.427645976441)
Address: 13869 Park Center Rd, Herndon, Virginia 20171
Missed my seatle flight so unexpected stop in DC … thanks to us customs they delayed me so I missed my flight and got a free hotel stay and meals for a day! lemons for my lemonade
 
The last hours in Rome to the country in the city el Vaticano
 
You tagged Tarek Harake and Kassem Shmeis
Place: Colloseum (41.918650363333, 12.446857856667)
Address: Piazza del Colosseo, Roma, 00184 Rome, Italy
Thursday morning well spent walking historical Rome, Colloseum and Roman forum they need a month just to walk by …next on the list Vatican City
 
Good evening Rome ….I think I jist had my first pizza ever …time to rest tomorrow belongs to romaaaa
 
Tuesday rush quick Málaga, Spain , where Picasso could be just as much related to Banderas lol Fundación Pablo Ruiz Picasso- Museo Casa Natal …. Next Rome !
Place: La Alhambra (37.177984389859, -3.5975816387171)
Address: Calle Real de la Alhambra s/n, 18009 Granada, Spain
Monday @Granada non stop celebrations
 
Mo Ghaoui was in Granada Centro.
Place: Granada Centro (37.177672877845, -3.6010062147333)
Place: Granada Centro (37.177672877845, -3.6010062147333)
Sunday
 

Totally understandable !
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Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.
Place: estadio Vicente calderón Madrid (40.48772006, -3.69383007)
Address: 28034 Madrid, Spain
Atletico deserved a win but amazing match nonetheless, live from vicente calderon
 
Mo Ghaoui was at Plaza de España.
Place: Plaza de España (40.42278, -3.71194)
Address: Madrid, Spain
Place: Plaza de España (40.42278, -3.71194)
Address: Madrid, Spain
Just in
 
Mo Ghaoui was with Mohammad Sadeghi and 2 others.
You tagged Mohammad Sadeghi, Tarek Harake and Ali Moati
Event: Atletico de Madrid – Real Madrid C.F. Tickets Date: 02-03-2014 : @@@@ BOOKED ! @@@
Mo Ghaoui was in Athens, Greece.
Place: Athens, Greece (37.9861, 23.7321)
Address: Athens, Greece
Place: Athens, Greece (37.9861, 23.7321)
Address: Athens, Greece
Good morning athens
 
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A day
 
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For a day @
 
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التدخين يقتل ….التدخين يؤدي الى امراض خطيره… التدخين يؤدي الى العجز الحنسي …. سؤال…المتفجرات تؤدي الى شوو يا ولاد العاهرة
 
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The best movie quote ever on racism was from “time to kill” when he closes by saying “now imagine she is white”… similarly goes in Lebanon with a twist, and if you need a further explanation, you’re already too dumb to deserve one.
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Wish you all a happy life … This should save me sending 100s of message and many years I spend NOT wasting it on happy wishes ..;)
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Thanks to credit cards, Christmas is in our hearts and visa card statements twelve months a year 🙂
Mo Ghaoui was at Dracula Castle.
Place: Dracula Castle (45.516132701, 25.369576303)
Address: Brasov, Romania
Place: Dracula Castle (45.516132701, 25.369576303)
Address: Brasov, Romania
Just in
 
Mo Ghaoui was at Grand Cafe Van Gogh.
Place: Grand Cafe Van Gogh (44.43238, 26.10009)
Address: Strada Smardan no. 9, Bucharest, Romania
Place: Grand Cafe Van Gogh (44.43238, 26.10009)
Address: Strada Smardan no. 9, Bucharest, Romania
Mohammad Sadeghi ello la Ali Moati yetrek el Link w yla2ena be bucharest
 
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i never failed in anything, I only discovered thousands of ways that do not work.
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Back in Beirut … City of stone
 
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Sabaho khaye Mohammad Sadeghi dakhlak shefto la khayna l kber Ali Moati elyum ? Shefle iza baddo shi men hon
 
Mo Ghaoui was in Kobenhagen,Denmark.
Place: Kobenhagen,Denmark (55.629543388693, 12.644744987064)
Place: Kobenhagen,Denmark (55.629543388693, 12.644744987064)
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Did you know that sidewalks are made to be walked upon ?
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Am trying nicotine patches but they are just damn hard to light !
 
Mo Ghaoui wrote on Tinkering Dina’s timeline.
eh w kamen happy birthday shu el meshkle … say hi to your evil twin
Mo Ghaoui was at Centro Comercial Las Arenas Barcelona.
Place: Centro Comercial Las Arenas Barcelona (41.375751736994, 2.1494109400329)
Address: Gran Via de Les Corts Catalanes / Núm. 373-385, 08015 Barcelona, Spain
Mo Ghaoui was at Monument a Colom – Monumento a Colón – Columbus Monument.
Place: Monument a Colom – Monumento a Colón – Columbus Monument (41.376138029879, 2.1776747410637)
Address: Plaça del Portal de la Pau, 08039 Barcelona Barcelona, Spain
Mo Ghaoui was at Plaça de Catalunya.
Place: Plaça de Catalunya (41.386962834682, 2.1699199815204)
Address: Plaça de Catalunya, 08002 Barcelona, Spain
Mo Ghaoui was at Camp Nou – Stadion.
Place: Camp Nou – Stadion (41.390877134147, 2.1416372721156)
Address: Barcelona, Spain
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
a Tip to the terrorists: Women driving Buses … enough said 🙂
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Stop blaming politicians … U chose them .. Blame yourselves then learn and change that decision but I doubt u people will (learn anything)
 
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Thanks to airplanes we can now travel half the globe without actually seeing anything !%
 
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If only all Lebanese learn how to be patriotic … and simply learn to just shoot themselves up on their own.
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
I really cannot tolerate news anchors, they Good evening you, Smile, give you the bad news, they smile again, give you more bad news, more smiles and wish you a good night …
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
Being a Bayern Munich fan, it was ironic I just won VIP Tickets to the next La Liga Classico Barcelona vs Real Madrid ! Oh well eat your heart out La Liga fans 😉
 
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
After not being on facebook for a while, i realized what it needs besides like and poke … a PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE OPTION
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Sahin: I reached new levels at Real Madrid
Updated Apr 18, 2013, 11:15 AM
Mo Ghaoui
Koeman praises ´stable´ Ajax
Updated Apr 18, 2013, 10:14 AM
Mo Ghaoui
Fabregas wants El Clasico final
Updated Apr 18, 2013, 9:15 AM
Mo Ghaoui
Vieira sees greatness in Pogba
Updated Apr 18, 2013, 8:14 AM
Mo Ghaoui
Ronaldo could join PSG, says Pauleta
Updated Apr 18, 2013, 7:14 AM
Mo Ghaoui
Van der Vaart dismisses Bayern´s Euro hopes
Updated Apr 18, 2013, 6:14 AM
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
God created life … for everything else, China has.
Mo Ghaoui wrote on Mary Semaan’s timeline.
nset ellek “marie” christmas 🙂
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Liking and sharing pays off now @[428100587222847:274:377BET], free gaming that is.
Updated Dec 13, 2012, 3:41 PM
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I tried, but i couldnt watch arabic football matches … everytime they get a “corner” , they open a shop
Mo Ghaoui
sorry israel we miss-understood your actions for war …
Updated Nov 15, 2012, 4:44 PM
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Am a Racist ….. And I am running for Dictatorship, Please vote for me!
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
What’s on your mind? … I’ve got nothing .. really … and facebook is pretty annoyingly pissing me off to make me realize this fact everytime i log in !
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خبر عاجل :: شوهد أحد الأشخاص ممن لا يتعدون الخمسين من العمر يقوم بشراء جريدة مطبوعة ويهم بقرائتها …
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Google and Women, they damn know everything !
Mo Ghaoui wrote on Kassem Shmeis’s timeline.
3azmak 3a 3eed miladak …. iza ma 3andak shegel ben el 6-7 .. iza 3andak shegel nchalla gher sene 🙂
Mo Ghaoui wrote on Ahmad Iraki’s timeline.
walla kel ref2ate saro kbar, ana fakhour fekon walla … ma fe ella ana ba3edne shabb baynetkon ! … yala ma3le ten3ad 3lek shu baddak ta3mel alla be3en , el ba2eyye be 7ayetak nchalla …

The Anonymous hacktivist group appears to have taken down GoDaddy with a massive Distributed Denial of Service (DDoS). This appears to be affecting countless websites and services, although not for everyone. Godaddy.com is down, but so are some of the site’s DNS servers, which means GoDaddy hosted e-mail accounts are down as well, and lots more. It’s currently unclear if the servers are being unresponsive or if they are completely offline. Either way, the result is that anything whose DNS is hosted on GoDaddy appears as if it is also down, because it cannot resolve.
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Group Anonymous fighting SOPA act , took down millions of sites ! If you do not know who Anonymous group is here is a reminder : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrXyLrTRXso&feature=related , fighting the bill passed of internet piracy act, today is another response … All sites registered or have DNS via Godaddy is down !
Updated Sep 10, 2012, 11:21 AM
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Am writing a modern Romeo and Juliet epic, where after Juliet dies… Romeo actually just faked it, and lives happily ever after …
 
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Married people don’t lie to each other …. I cannot stop laughing since this went through my ears !
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I’m tired of writing “Sent from my iPhone” at the end of all my e-mails, maybe I should just get an iPhone.
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Some guy told me hello and then he said: I thought you are someone else .. I said , I am !
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myReuters :: The Expendables aren’t allowed to compete in the Olympic games
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Ive said this before: Dont Cheat, Dont Steal and Dont Damn Kill …. Governments Hates Competition !
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If you think things cant get worst ….. u really have no imagination !
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Updated Jun 27, 2012, 6:05 PM
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والله انا ما شايف في بالبلد الا حزب واحد اسمو الطابور الخامس وكلنا معو وضلكن اولو لبنان مقسم …. شو ما عم تسمعو أخبارررر
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And looking forward for the German Clash on Semi finals of Euro 2012 !
Updated Jun 24, 2012, 3:31 PM
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I think Lebanese are a proof of Reincarnation… nobody can get that stupid is just one life-time.
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Amazing u can watch militants assholes thrashing the area and firing arms and not a single army vehicle approaches for stopping them… God forbid we forget a driving license at home or drink and drive … But shooting arms live on tv … Probably get an Oscar tomorrow
 
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Tennis Shoes : The Cure for all women diseases, your just put em on and keep running away …… as far as possible @!
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I know am good in math, when I was little I had a 60/60 chance to be a math professor, some even think it would have been 70/40 …
 
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Honey, I know I said we will have a romantic night …. I just didn’t mean “Together”…
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Studies agree that married Men Live Longer …. my question is: Why would “married men” want to live longer??????
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Here is a thought, instead of giving kids transformer toys, why not hand them out checks which can transform to any toy!
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In a week in which Ronaldo and Messi were tipped for greatness, it was the Bayern goalkeeper Neuer who stepped up and made his mark.
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Women get furious about cheating men, well hellooo … its not called “cheating” once you knew about it !
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Really ! Why should i work ? I already have a TV !
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It always makes me wonder when i see a guy opening car door for his wife … is it a new car or a new wife ?
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Really ! how can Men trust women? How can anyone trust anything which bleeds for five days a month and doesnt die …
Mo Ghaoui wrote on Ali Moati’s timeline.
So, the day has passed, where r u ? prison ? passed out? in a fight? lost? Really, am looking forward for this year’s update … and anything less boring is a surprise 😛
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I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying “You’re next”. They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
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shu jablek cadeaux ba3lek ? happy birthday 😀
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khalil … kefak ya khalil …. habby birsday ya khalillll
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birthdays remind me of getting old.. and all i can see is too many happy birthdays and so little gifts and cake…. where is the damn cake ?
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iPhoneless definition : When you listen to Ziad Mouanna for a day…or two … oh sweet non-smart nokhia … reminds me when people where smart and phones where stupid…
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I Like Pom … and I bet u read it wrong -D
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Just because Facebook says we are friends, doesn’t mean we are, and that “people you may know” thing should be people i know and i was able to avoid!
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I can’t understand why everyone is so jolly and spamming us with happy new years copy pastes… We just got a year older, a little fatter and non the wiser ! … Now .. Happy new year chipmunks 😉
 
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Am taking a month vacation (except am not going far, am just staying home and tipping any third guy i see)… Shall be spending this with my daughter (Whom picture i have where my money was) … Wax in, Wax Out !
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I love myself … but it just wants to be friends !!!
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Be yourself, everybody else is already taken.
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Some lions mate over 50 times a day….. ( This is a fact that makes men weep ! )
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I never regret bad things in the morning… I sleep till noon.
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So ur holding a cigarette and ur asked “do u smoke!!!” …. WTF .. Of course not I was sucking on a lollipop and it just burst in flames !.!.!
 
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Rehab is for Quitters .
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I still cannot find any shred evidence to prove life is serious !
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Dain bramaged
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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to
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Due to certain circumstances, tomorrow will be cancelled
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There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.
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I hope I didn’t brain my damage.
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I have Van Gogh’s ear for music.
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I have not been a praying man, But if you are up there … Please save me Superman !
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I didn’t lose my mind, I sold it on eBay !
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had to make this as new post so i can an image, just confirming that asking google, can be … oh well, u decide 😀
had to make this as new post so i can an image, just confirming that asking google, can be … oh well, u decide 😀
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i was watching star trek, and thinking, you would be a good choice to beam off the planet … /pray
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It used to be special for one to be stupid… now we are equals !
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I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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“Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.”
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Have you tried committing suicide in Lebanon? I am interested in finding that filthy Light Switch at the end of the tunnel !
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I’m in no condition to drive…wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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My family always offered me two choices for breakfast and dinner…. take it, or leave it !
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What do you call a black man flying a plane??……………. A Pilot you RACIST bastard !!!!
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I stayed all night thinking that I don’t think so, therefore I’m probably not !
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TIP : Don’t steal. The government hates competition !
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Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
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“Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship.”
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Question : Why can’t woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
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Decision is made, am turning my life 360″ around !
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Am inviting everyone to a Surprise Dinner, and You will be paying …. Surprised ?
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Question : If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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Question: Why do we teach kids how to talk and walk in their first 2 yrs, while we spend the rest of their lives asking them to sit down and shut up ?
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question: Lesh ramadan mish metel el Mondial … byeje kel 4 yrs marra, w Lebanon ma be sherek fee !!
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If you dont have a GF, this is why http://i.imgur.com/DRQJk.jpg
Updated Jul 5, 2011, 5:15 PM
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Updated Jun 23, 2011, 7:58 AM
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What you haven’t found before in Lebanon, Now you could ! Skype vouchers, eBay & PayPal purchasing, CashU, Premium Downloads Sites, WoW Prepaid Cards and iTunes Credit …
Updated Jun 1, 2011, 5:06 PM
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This better be Meeting, cause am Important
 
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‘Instead of getting married, find a woman u don’t like, and give her a house…’
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“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
– Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
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I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.
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You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
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The phrase that makes sense every year more than it’s precedence is when I say “Am too old for this shit” I’ll try to make sense of it yr after year 😛
Thanks guys for all da wishes;)
 
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I’m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser
 
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity !
 
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How can Barcelona fans be proud that they won 5-0 on a team called Real Barbir ???
 
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I remember the time I was kidnapped, they sent a finger piece to my father whom reply was : I want more proof !!
 
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Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.
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Anyone comin to Beirut from Dubai ??? MSG me pweaze
 
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I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.
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It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
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Updated Jul 6, 2010, 3:25 AM
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Goooo Germany !!!
Don’t cry for me Argentina !!! Looooool
 
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Summer 2010 with Selena : starts NOW !
 
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Hey NIKE ….. I’ve got news for you … You Just CANT Do It !
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Quoting Billy Crystal : women need a reason to have sex , men just need a place
 
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اعلن المجلس الاسلامي الشيعي الاعلى ان غدا السبت سيكون اول ايام كاس العالم و ليس اليوم
 
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The World CUP 2010 Excell Sheet, manage and follow up your worldcup event easily ! http://www.pointleb.net/WorldCup-2010-Special.html
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Get your website on CD/DVD, USB Stick and Install Package , check out http://www.pointleb.net/services/dynamic-website-on-cd
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a Lie : is a reallly great story , ruined by someone telling the truth !
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I have a clear consience, probably due to my poor memory !
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iTunes iPhone backup password removal , easily http://ghaoui.com/blog/2010/02/itunes-iphone-backup-password-removal/
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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter ….. Well, I dont mind, so … It doesnt Matter !!!
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The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone…. but they’ve always worked for me.
Mo Ghaoui posted in Omar Ben Al-Khattab High School Alumni 1997 (Al-Farouk).
Jan 4, 2010, 12:23 AM
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I suppose everyone is really looking forward for the new year, a new start, for our old habits…?!
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Do paranoid schizophrenic agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if they might be the dog that’s out to get them?
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I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
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90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house…The rest kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
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A gossip is someone who talks to you about others, a bore is someone who talks to you about himself, and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself.
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You have 30 seconds left to click on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ume48eiFUJQ !!!! Dont forget to vote punks !
Updated Dec 2, 2009, 3:09 AM
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“If you want to make someone hate you, explain to them, logically and politely, why they are wrong. “
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I was walking home with my friend, and i finally understood whats meant by the phrase” Dark and Handsome” … when its dark.. he is handsome !
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I want to write a Sci-Fi Story, i think “A Silent Woman” would be a perfect fictional title !
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I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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He who laughs last ………. thinks slowest.
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“Love and passion come quitely, if you elsewise hear bells and sirens, get your ears checked”
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I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
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My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out…. What am I doing right?
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Expect nothing, live frugally on surprise.
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I am full of it (People say) and am sure they refer to “surprises”
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I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
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Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you worse advice.
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Updated Oct 30, 2009, 1:12 AM
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Don’t thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.
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Dont upset me please, am running out of places to hide the bodies !
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“Anyone can become angry – that is easy, but to be angry with the right person at the right time, and for the right purpose and in the right way – that is not within everyone’s power and that is not easy.” –Aristotle’s
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Sotally Tober : the worse u are at thinking, the better u are at drinking
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is Sotally Tober !
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I read that love is a matter of chemistry, that explain why my wife used to treat me like toxic waste !
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“I’m glad I’m not bisexual. I couldn’t stand being rejected by men as well as women.”
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Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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is shutting down social networks connections.
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“No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.”
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When am in trouble, i just panic till it’s over !
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is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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I am no longer afraid of Heights, am now scared of Widths
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I don’t think I’ll get married again. I’ll just find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
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i love humanity, i just hate people…

Drives cars too

The new kid on the block
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I don’t think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
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u know that look women get when they wanna have sex? … Cause neither do I !!!
 

In the jungle maze

And behind the wheel

The pony rideup

First pony meetup
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Viviras Selena !
 

W mish ajeba

Sweetest kisses

Mini photographer

Je l’aime
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is loving these days .. Selena in Beirut and she is rockin !
 
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We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butt … then things get worse.
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is out of Aces !
 
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“A true friend stabs you in the front.”
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90% of divorce cases have the same reason, that is marriage !
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“If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?”
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is having a sole regret in my life, that am not someone else.
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A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.
 
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I’m not a masochist, but I always take a cold shower in the morning. It’s a great beginning of the day, because nothing can be worse afterwards.
 
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What if God’s a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I’ll never know why.
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is figuring out , Life is what happens when u r busy making other plans…
 
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destination alley … w ala a3da2e
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“I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted.”
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“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity.”
 
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One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry
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:: I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen. ::
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is in self quantum leap
 
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I’m not a gay pirate, I have sex with my parrot all the time! OK, that came out wrong.
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destination home situation sober ! picture that…..
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road trip : destination : Karoan Lake
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:: to ms. Dina moati : take very good care of ur children , they will be the ones to find your nursery home.
 
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I am fat, you are ugly …. and i can get thin !
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is craving ….
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is spending a day on da beach ps: irony is that water is not any cheaper on the beach /4000L.L./ per bottle !!
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i have two offers for you, Gin and Platonic , or , Whiskey and Sofa ….
 
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I know u don’t wanna have kids with me, but can’t we at least practice ?
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sweetest 5 am ride , awsome weather!
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Acing cards…
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is becoming a suicide knifer
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is home early …
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Officially Network unlocking for ALL MOBILE phones , http://www.dotleb.net/v8/unlocking , PURELY by CODE , no hardware needed. (1-48 hrs)
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is officially broke
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From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 10 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.
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Pool and Darts
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Time for Casino Du Liban !!
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is attending zizo’s after wedding party , by now he learnt what happiness is , or was !
 
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RT @iTaher ‘Need for Speed: Shift’ Coming to iPhone: It appears EA will be bringing Need for Speed: S.. http://bit.ly/VJl7L
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I used to think drinking was bad for me ….. so I gave up thinking !
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… Punctuating …. thanks to Neam for the idea :d
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crashing , time to rennovate for the new day to come
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sobering still not drinking
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shifting ….
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homing , time to sleep
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still not drinking
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cannabis ftw ….
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not drinkinn ……, xxooxx
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woohaa skype calls over iPhone 3G network cracked without WiFi , works with edge network too , http://www.ghaoui.com/blog/
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RT @iphone_dev Released: redsn0w 0.8 (incl. 3GS, hactivate, linux) http://is.gd/1pRlV . Ultrasn0W 0.8 (incl. 3GS support) (see Cydia).
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RT @c0decafe nice dtop
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American equipment Russian equipment , all made in Taiwan ,
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newooooooooooo home Nd newooooooooooo crossbike
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finally things r bout to change, tweet dis, tweeting my bike now
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Phase 1 complete 48 hours left for phase 2 , releasing Project ” FBoM “
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offline iPhone jailbreaking and unlocking available on my blog
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cracking skype 3g restrictions over iphone
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searching for a new crash out place
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tweeting ::: Syncing iPhone. Twitter and facebook all together
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You don’t know a women till you’ve met her in court.
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Fracture !
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I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls men should be warned against.
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The secret to a happy everlasting and meaningful relationship remains a secret.
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?” Then a voice says to me, “This is going to take more than one night.”
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My phone aint ringing … so i suppose , its not you who’s calling !
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Oh what are you doing Sunday baby. Would you like to come and meet me maybe? You can even bring your baby !!!
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Man has will, but a Woman has … Her way !
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Not all men are sexual obsessed maniacs, too many are already dead !
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“Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.”
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I am going to be the best man in an upcoming wedding… but if am the best man… why is she marrying him ?
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Every time I try to get romantic with this woman, she wants to talk about food. I don’t know, there’s something about me that brings out the food in every woman.
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You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That’s why I never take baths.
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“Don’t have sex man…. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.”
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“When I’m dead & in my grave, No more pot & whiskey will I crave, On my tombstone it shall be seen. Here lie the bones of a smoking machine.”
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there.
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never makes stupid mistakes ….. only very clever ones …..
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The body of a young woman is God’s greatest achievement. Of course He could have made it to last longer, but you can’t have everything. — (The Gingerbread Lady, 1970)
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Don’t give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can’t wear in the evening.
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Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious
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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
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My wife once said, it was her or the computer … sometimes i miss her!
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Updated Feb 4, 2009, 5:11 AM
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
‘s mediations … of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
supporting Gaza
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enjoys
ana ma soret, deyman heek, visiting only :d
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
is back to Lebanon
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
is packing ..
Mo Ghaoui updated his status.
is Ruthless
ba3ed ma kholes el stock taba3e :d , ba3ed bdayen shi 1 week.
Jouj, shaklo musho wazzak la te7ke ? kef be2olowa be tare2a mo7tarame … hmm…. . fek w feee 😛
hey, things are oright 🙂 check your email for the links I just finished uploading some new files and pics on her website
Just to be clear on why i don’t use or post on facebook, is because i dont believe in social networking, nor in posting and recording my information on websites.
I am accepting invitations only as a gesture so i dont just decline them and sound rude, however I am not willing or wanting to be here or posting any further.
Regards
Mo Ghaoui posted in The Ghaoui Family.
well, hi everyone, and have some question would like to ask, how did you define whether you write your name as Ghawi (english) or Ghaoui(french) was it how your parents decided or u did when you made your first passport?
Mo Ghaoui posted in Beirut Fire Department.
3eshna w shefna el atfa2eyye ila facebook, ba3ed na2es t7ottowa on the adult dating personals 😛