Mo’s Empty Thoughts
Knows a Little Something about Somethings ..
Natural born traitors in Lebanon and Palestine
#Covid #vaccine #vaccinated
#healthtips #lifestyle #sarcasm
Because you gotta #Thanksgiving
Lebanese Banking 101:: In God(‘s Army) We Trust
Been a while Gym
The MOB Guide in Lebanon :: Business Corruption 101
I always knock on the fridge before I open it. Just in case there’s a salad dressing.
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.
Why do stores have Halloween decorations in August? This is ridiculous. Nobody wants to… Oooo look! Candy corn.
Your baby looks the same as it did yesterday. *Me, commenting on a Facebook picture.*
I’ve been thinking about you…Owl night long.
Love is like peeing yourself – everyone can see but only you feel the warmth.
Pig says: My name is bacon. Chris P. Bacon.
Why was the tree excited about the future? It was ready to turn over a new leaf!
Teacher: “Can anyone name three Kings that brought happiness and peace to earth?” Student: “Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king!”
Why do husbands die before their wives? They want to.