Mo’s Empty Thoughts

Knows a Little Something about Somethings ..

I get most of my daily exercise from shrugging.

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Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the weighing scale it said: “I need your weight, not your phone number.”

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I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.

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It’s a sin to love another’s wife and a punishment to love yours.

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My wife asked me if we could have something more ‘Christmassy’ on the television. So I put FIFA on and played in snowy conditions.

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Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!

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Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.

My wife made me into millionaire. I was a multi-millionaire before we met.

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I wanted to do panic buying. I checked my account. I can only panic.

Without ME, it’s just AWESO.

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