Mo’s Empty Thoughts

Knows a Little Something about Somethings ..

Did you know that there are 71.9 acres of nipple tissue in the U.S.?

Turtles think frogs are homeless.

Mattel has a campaign urging girls to pursue their limitless potential. It’s called You Can Be Anything Except A Woman With Barbie’s Body.

beauty motivational sarcastic

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.

Tennis would be way more exciting if they used dogs for ball boys.

animal sarcastic sport

Energizer bunny arrested; charged with battery.

I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.

animal attitude

If you believe that the quickest way to a man’s heart is the stomach, you know that you are aiming a little too high.

food love puns sarcastic time

Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results.

I always give 110%. Oops. Left out the decimal point. I always give 1.10%.

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