Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.beautyflirtytime
People say having kids is the best thing in the world, but you only ever hear that from the victims.kids
Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.insultsmenwomen
My wife told me: “Sex is better on holiday.” That wasn’t a very nice postcard to receive.communicationmarriagesummertravel
Cults make perfect sense. Do you know how hard it is to make friends as an adult?agefriendshipsarcastic
