Mo’s Empty Thoughts

Knows a Little Something about Somethings ..

Why don’t you remove those barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!

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Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many men? No phone numbers.

Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real.

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If I’d shot you sooner, I’d be out of jail by now.

Only in America … do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Hey there, mind if I take a bite? Cause your decomposing in ALL the right places.

I can cut down a tree only using my vision. It’s true! I saw it with my own eyes!

I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn’t talking to me.

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Your so fat you were rolling down a hill and you never stopped.

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