You have to be flexible to work here. On many occasions, you’ll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles.attitudestupidwork
The only time the world beats a path to your door… It is when you’re in the bathroom!lifepunssarcastictime
There’s nothing I’ve learned from being a father that I couldn’t just as easily have figured out from setting all my money on fire.familymoneysarcastic
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.carchristian
It’s the freaking weekend, find a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory and a murder to solve.bestmanspeechlifesarcastic
