Mo’s Empty Thoughts

Knows a Little Something about Somethings ..

I invented a new word today. Plagiarism.

communication success

You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.

When I was young I did stupid things because I didn’t know any better. Now I know better and do stupid things because I miss being young.

age life mistake

Did I say feelings? I meant uhhh sandwiches. I have sandwiches for you.

communication food love

Why was Cinderella such a bad field hockey player? Her coach was a pumpkin.

food puns sport

Here’s to alcohol, the cause of – and solution to – all life’s problems.

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.

blonde communication kids stupid

Everyone my age is older than me…

The light at the end of the tunnel – are the front lights of a train.

motivational sarcastic

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? “I love you a ton!”

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