onelinersYesterday at 7:59 pmWhat’s the difference between women and wine? Wine gets better with age.
oneliners31 Jan at 6:59 pmSon, when I was your age there was no social media. You had to go to a bar and buy endless drinks to be ignored by multiple women.
oneliners28 Jan at 9:00 amI believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.
oneliners23 Jan at 7:00 pmAs I get older and remember all the people I’ve lost along the way. I think to myself maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me.
oneliners18 Jan at 5:00 amI like older men because they’ve gotten used to life’s disappointments. Which means they’re ready for me.
oneliners15 Jan at 4:59 amTalking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70 years old.
oneliners9 Jan at 1:58 pmThe recommended age to have a Ouija Board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 years old to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.
