oneliners15 Sep at 10:00 pmThe older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake.
oneliners15 Sep at 4:00 amMe in my 20’s: “Dresses like I’m on the catwalk.” Me in my 30’s: “dresses like I walk cats.”
oneliners12 Sep at 6:59 pmI am so old I can tell the same joke on facebook every day. Some of my friends are so old, they will think it is a new joke every day.
oneliners11 Sep at 7:58 pmIt’s been proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys. Girls develop tits around the age of 13, boys around the age of 40.
oneliners5 Sep at 5:03 amI’ve reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there’ll be some new developments I won’t like.
oneliners4 Sep at 10:00 pmAging gracefully is like the nice way of saying you’re slowly looking worse.
