Mo’s Empty Thoughts
24 Sep at 8:59 pm
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
24 Sep at 6:02 am
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
15 Sep at 10:00 pm
The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake.
15 Sep at 4:00 am
Me in my 20’s: “Dresses like I’m on the catwalk.” Me in my 30’s: “dresses like I walk cats.”
12 Sep at 6:59 pm
I am so old I can tell the same joke on facebook every day. Some of my friends are so old, they will think it is a new joke every day.
11 Sep at 7:58 pm
It’s been proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys. Girls develop tits around the age of 13, boys around the age of 40.
5 Sep at 5:03 am
I’ve reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there’ll be some new developments I won’t like.
4 Sep at 10:00 pm
Aging gracefully is like the nice way of saying you’re slowly looking worse.
4 Sep at 1:05 pm
You know you’re getting old when clerks start calling you honey.
3 Sep at 8:03 pm
Your mother so old she breast milk turn into powder milk.