oneliners2 Feb at 6:59 pmCop: “Have you been out drinking?” Me: “Uh yeah, I’m 28, I’ve been out drinking literally hundreds of times.”
oneliners31 Jan at 6:59 pmSon, when I was your age there was no social media. You had to go to a bar and buy endless drinks to be ignored by multiple women.
oneliners29 Jan at 4:02 amNo! for the last time stop asking if i am drunk. I am not drunk! Who would name their kid drunk?
oneliners27 Jan at 9:59 pmYou can consider yourself lucky in life, if the cognac you drink is older than the woman that you’re sleeping with.
oneliners22 Jan at 10:58 pmA doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.
oneliners17 Jan at 6:58 pmTemples are free to enter but still empty. Pubs charge to enter, but are full. People ignore inner peace &choose to pay for self destruction
