onelinersToday at 1:01 amDon’t forget that alcohol helps to remove the stress, the bra, the panties and many other problems.
oneliners30 Sep at 1:58 pmThe future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
oneliners22 Sep at 7:58 amMy New Year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
oneliners17 Sep at 11:04 amI just found out I’m colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
