oneliners23 Sep at 5:00 pmWife: “There is something wrong with you.” Me: “What a thing to say just before our dog’s first salsa lesson.”
oneliners21 Sep at 11:58 amWhat did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
oneliners21 Sep at 12:58 amIt was a bleak day when we heard about the explosion down at the animal shelter… It was raining cats and dogs!
oneliners19 Sep at 4:01 pmDid you hear about the monkey with a steak on his head, thought he was a grills?
oneliners19 Sep at 10:59 amDid you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
