Mo’s Empty Thoughts
Yesterday at 7:08 am
What do you call a owl that does magic tricks? Hoodini.
23 Sep at 5:00 pm
Wife: “There is something wrong with you.” Me: “What a thing to say just before our dog’s first salsa lesson.”
22 Sep at 6:00 am
If a dog was a computer, would its bark be bigger than its byte?
21 Sep at 11:58 am
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
21 Sep at 12:58 am
It was a bleak day when we heard about the explosion down at the animal shelter… It was raining cats and dogs!
20 Sep at 3:59 am
Noah’s diary: “Day 35: Unicorn pie is really delicious!”
20 Sep at 2:01 am
What do you call a turkey that’s got no feathers? Thanksgiving dinner.
19 Sep at 4:01 pm
Did you hear about the monkey with a steak on his head, thought he was a grills?
19 Sep at 10:59 am
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
18 Sep at 7:59 am
Why did the boy throw the butter out the window? To see a butterfly.