oneliners10 Feb at 8:58 pmGot a neighbor who’s a real patriot? Always flying the flag? Sneak out late at night and replace it with a large pair of boxer shorts.
oneliners25 Jan at 5:59 amGot a ceiling fan? Put some little piles of talcum powder on top of the blades and wait for somebody to turn it on. It’ll be snowing indoors.
oneliners27 Dec 2022You should know, that no one understood it was an April fool’s joke because no one expected you have a sense of humor.
oneliners20 Dec 2022Put some ash or soot on your fingertip. Casually mention to a friend that he has a spot of dirt on his face as you reach up to remove it. Leave your mark!
oneliners18 Dec 2022At our family BBQ’s my dad would serve us briquettes and say the marshmallows burned.
oneliners16 Nov 2022Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. “So it’s like any other day.”
oneliners7 Nov 2022Stretchy shrink-wrap can be loads of fun. You can get it at most office supply stores. Completely wrap a friend’s car, bike, or motorcycle. Extra credit: leave a large pink bow on top.
oneliners26 Sep 2022The next time you have company, serve them a bowl of shelled peanuts. After they’ve eaten a few handfuls, casually mention that you’ve never liked peanuts, but you love to suck the chocolate off of them.
oneliners26 Aug 2022Walk up to a friend at work or school and whisper, “They know.” Then quickly walk away. Most people will wrack their brains wondering what they did that people found out about.
