onelinersYesterday at 10:59 amYou could very well be going to heaven but it won’t be hell in hell without you!
oneliners22 Sep at 6:01 pmPeople who want to share their religious or political views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
oneliners22 Sep at 7:58 amMy New Year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
oneliners21 Sep at 1:59 pmDo one thing that scares you every day. Maybe do four things. Live in constant fear.
