oneliners12 Mar at 2:58 pmBehind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.
oneliners11 Mar at 9:58 pmHard to take women with false eyelashes seriously. It’s like watching two tarantulas scream for attention.
oneliners11 Mar at 10:59 amYesterday I went for a walk with a beautiful girl. When she noticed me, we went for a run.
oneliners7 Mar at 2:00 amI feel so tired every time I meet you… Why? Because whenever I look into your eyes I can’t find the way out.
oneliners27 Feb at 4:58 amI’m not sure if I lost my camo pants or if they’re just doing a really good job.
oneliners20 Feb at 8:58 pmHi, can I follow you home tonight? Sorry, that came out a little strong, my mom always told me to follow my dreams.
oneliners18 Feb at 9:00 pmWhy do blondes always wash there hair? They just read the instructions. Lather… Rinse… Repeat…
