oneliners9 Mar at 11:58 pmI organized a threesome for (NAME)’s last night of freedom. There were a couple of no-shows, but he still had fun.
oneliners4 Mar at 7:58 pmI’d like to start today by telling you how wonderful (NAME) is. I’d like to but…
oneliners4 Mar at 5:58 pm“I ran a half marathon” sounds so much better than “I quit halfway through a marathon”.
oneliners1 Mar at 10:00 amThe trick to really enjoying someone’s company is to not spend a lot of time with them.
oneliners1 Mar at 12:59 amWhen everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
oneliners20 Feb at 3:58 amMy speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!
oneliners15 Feb at 11:59 pm(NAME) is a terrific athlete. He recently ran the London Marathon – he was aiming for 3 hours but just missed it! he made it in 3 hrs 150 minutes
oneliners11 Feb at 2:03 pm(NAME) spent most of his university days single But it was by choice. Woman chose not to date him.
oneliners4 Feb at 12:58 amClinging on to past and living is like driving forward while watching the rear view mirror…
