oneliners8 Sep at 1:01 amWhat do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
oneliners2 Sep at 2:02 pmWhat are a blonde’s first words after graduating college? “Would you like fries with that?”
oneliners18 Aug at 12:58 amWhat’s the difference between a blonde and a guy? The blonde has the higher sperm count.
oneliners9 Aug at 7:58 amTwo blondes were driving to Disneyland. The sign said, “Disneyland Left”. So they started crying and went home.
oneliners30 Jul at 9:59 amWhat’s the difference between a blonde and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
