Mo’s Empty Thoughts
12 Sep at 12:59 am
You know how birds can’t see glass? Well, blondes can’t either.
8 Sep at 1:01 am
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
2 Sep at 2:02 pm
What are a blonde’s first words after graduating college? “Would you like fries with that?”
31 Aug at 3:58 am
What are the worst six years in a blonde’s life? Third Grade!
20 Aug at 7:58 pm
What did the blonde say when she saw Cheerios? Donut seeds.
18 Aug at 12:58 am
What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy? The blonde has the higher sperm count.
15 Aug at 9:58 am
I’m not dumb, I just have a lot of blonde moments.
9 Aug at 7:58 am
Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. The sign said, “Disneyland Left”. So they started crying and went home.
31 Jul at 6:01 am
How do you drown a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door.
30 Jul at 9:59 am
What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.