Mo’s Empty Thoughts
3 Feb at 5:00 am
What’s the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Introduces themself.
31 Jan at 3:58 am
Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm.
30 Jan at 9:00 am
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, “It’s dark in here isn’t it?” The other replied, “I don’t know; I can’t see.”
26 Jan at 11:58 pm
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.
21 Jan at 7:58 am
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, “Isn’t it dark down here?” She replies, “I don’t know. I can’t see.”
13 Jan at 6:58 am
Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Toes go in first!
7 Jan at 5:00 pm
What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear? Thanks for the refill.
4 Jan at 4:01 pm
How does a blonde high-five? She smacks herself in the forehead.
4 Jan at 11:59 am
I went on a date with a blonde woman last night. “Do you have any kids?” she asked. “Yes,” I replied. “I have one child that’s just under two.” She said, “I might be blonde, but I know how many one is.”
4 Jan at 6:59 am
What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? They’ve both swallowed a lot of seamen.