Mo’s Empty Thoughts
Yesterday at 2:59 am
Who earns a living driving their customers away? A taxi driver!
21 Sep at 6:03 am
Don’t drink and drive because you might spill the drink.
6 Sep at 10:02 am
I call my car the “Pussy Wagon” because that’s where I go to cry.
4 Sep at 3:58 pm
One time I told a rival dad that the air pressure looked low in one of his tires right in front of a group of people.
2 Sep at 10:58 pm
I bought a new Japanese car. I turned on the radio… I don’t understand a word they’re saying.
31 Aug at 2:59 pm
Sometimes, when I’m cruising the city in a $200K vehicle, I lean back and think, “If the bus driver doesn’t speed up I’ll be late for work.”
30 Aug at 10:00 pm
A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway… Police advise citizens to be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals!
23 Aug at 3:58 am
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too.
21 Aug at 7:59 am
Has anyone heard the news about a festival in the US where a girl got her head stuck on a truck oversized tailpipe? Apparently she was exhausted…
19 Aug at 11:00 am
I wasn’t going to co-exist until I saw your bumper sticker.