oneliners4 Sep at 3:58 pmOne time I told a rival dad that the air pressure looked low in one of his tires right in front of a group of people.
oneliners2 Sep at 10:58 pmI bought a new Japanese car. I turned on the radio… I don’t understand a word they’re saying.
oneliners31 Aug at 2:59 pmSometimes, when I’m cruising the city in a $200K vehicle, I lean back and think, “If the bus driver doesn’t speed up I’ll be late for work.”
oneliners30 Aug at 10:00 pmA cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway… Police advise citizens to be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals!
oneliners23 Aug at 3:58 amWith the rise of self-driving vehicles, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too.
oneliners21 Aug at 7:59 amHas anyone heard the news about a festival in the US where a girl got her head stuck on a truck oversized tailpipe? Apparently she was exhausted…
