oneliners22 Sep at 2:00 amIt is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some the people all of the time; but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time.
oneliners20 Sep at 9:58 amI’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to Hell?
oneliners30 Aug at 6:20 amMy girlfriend just admitted she used to be a Christian, so I broke up with her. It might seem judgemental, but I have only known her since she was Christine.
oneliners24 Aug at 1:59 amDidn’t go to Church today, instead, I stayed at home and listened to REM. Guess I’m losing my religion.
oneliners6 Aug at 3:58 amGoing to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
