Mo’s Empty Thoughts
3 Feb at 7:00 pm
What do you call an incomplete christmas sentence? A santa clause
29 Jan at 2:00 pm
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic
23 Jan at 3:00 pm
The main thing I want this holiday season is for someone to wake me when it’s over.
21 Jan at 7:58 pm
Yo momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
15 Jan at 4:59 pm
What’s red and white, red and white, red and white? Sant rolling off your roof.
10 Jan at 12:00 pm
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum – you can’t beat it!
8 Jan at 11:58 pm
What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration.
7 Jan at 1:58 am
You came, you ate, now please just go HO HO Home.
3 Jan at 5:04 am
Yo momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, “Go back to work!”
1 Jan at 11:58 pm
My wife asked me if we could have something more ‘Christmassy’ on the television. So I put FIFA on and played in snowy conditions.