oneliners23 Jan at 3:00 pmThe main thing I want this holiday season is for someone to wake me when it’s over.
oneliners21 Jan at 7:58 pmYo momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
oneliners15 Jan at 4:59 pmWhat’s red and white, red and white, red and white? Sant rolling off your roof.
oneliners10 Jan at 12:00 pmWhat is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum – you can’t beat it!
oneliners8 Jan at 11:58 pmWhat do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration.
oneliners3 Jan at 5:04 amYo momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, “Go back to work!”
oneliners1 Jan at 11:58 pmMy wife asked me if we could have something more ‘Christmassy’ on the television. So I put FIFA on and played in snowy conditions.
