Mo’s Empty Thoughts
22 Sep at 12:59 pm
Why did Santa divorce Mrs. Claus? Because she was a ho ho ho.
22 Sep at 4:58 am
How about a month filled with stress and obligation? – Pitch for December
21 Sep at 8:01 pm
Why did Michael’s grades drop after the holidays? Because everything was marked down!
21 Sep at 5:02 pm
Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
18 Sep at 10:58 am
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.
11 Sep at 11:58 pm
The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
1 Sep at 11:04 pm
How do you know when Santa’s in the room? You can sense his presents.
30 Aug at 7:58 am
What’s black and white and red all over? Santa covered with chimney soot.
28 Aug at 7:58 am
There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable…
25 Aug at 7:03 am
If i was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you.