oneliners42 mins agoHow many tennis players does it take to screw in a light bulb? “What do you mean it was out, it was in!”
onelinersYesterday at 12:58 pmDespite my specific instructions, no one that has listened to my voicemail has left me a massage after the beep.
onelinersYesterday at 11:00 amQ: What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian’s breasts and butt cheeks? A: Silicon Valley.
oneliners2 Feb at 12:01 amI often confuse reptiles and amphibians. Actually, if I’m being brutally honest, they pretty much never know what I’m talking about.
