Mo’s Empty Thoughts
Yesterday at 7:08 am
What do you call a owl that does magic tricks? Hoodini.
23 Sep at 5:00 pm
Wife: “There is something wrong with you.” Me: “What a thing to say just before our dog’s first salsa lesson.”
23 Sep at 3:05 pm
A huge thanks to the guy that just explained the word “many” to me. It means a lot.
23 Sep at 8:01 am
People who say they’ve lost their voice are lying.
21 Sep at 11:00 pm
My wife says I only have two faults… I don’t listen, and something else!
21 Sep at 7:01 pm
I don’t like telling dairy jokes ’cause they’re always too cheesy.
20 Sep at 10:58 pm
A wise man once said… Nothing, he only listened.
19 Sep at 3:01 am
How can you tell when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with “a man once told me”.
18 Sep at 6:00 am
I do not know why some people don’t finish their sentences, like it’s really annoying…
17 Sep at 5:59 pm
You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.