oneliners23 Sep at 5:00 pmWife: “There is something wrong with you.” Me: “What a thing to say just before our dog’s first salsa lesson.”
oneliners23 Sep at 3:05 pmA huge thanks to the guy that just explained the word “many” to me. It means a lot.
oneliners19 Sep at 3:01 amHow can you tell when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with “a man once told me”.
oneliners18 Sep at 6:00 amI do not know why some people don’t finish their sentences, like it’s really annoying…
