oneliners21 Feb at 7:59 amI know I know, smoking’s bad for me and all. But, my mama told me never to be a quitter.
oneliners20 Feb at 4:58 pmScientists are concerned the legalization of marijuana in Canada may result in an entire nation of overly friendly and polite people.
oneliners19 Feb at 12:59 amSmoking will kill you… Bacon will kill you… But, smoking bacon will cure it.
oneliners14 Feb at 4:00 amWhat’s the best thing about being a meth addict? Only one sleep till Christmas.
oneliners13 Feb at 6:59 pmJust found out an acquaintance is a drug dealer, would never have guessed, seems like a nice, funny guy. He always cracked me up.
oneliners7 Feb at 10:07 pmWhat does a drug addict dream about on Christmas Eve? Building a snowman using only cocaine.
oneliners1 Feb at 9:00 amI swear to drunk I’m not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don’t do vegetables.
