oneliners3 Feb at 4:58 pmBeing a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.
oneliners15 Jan at 3:00 amLast Father’s Day my son gave me something I always wanted: the keys to my car.
oneliners17 Nov 2022Childs experience: if a mother is laughing at the fathers jokes, it means they have guests.
oneliners30 Jul 2022I would give my dad what he really wants on Father’s Day, but I can’t afford to move out yet.
oneliners10 Jul 2022What do toys and boobs have in common? Both are made for children but it’s the fathers who play with them most.
