Mo’s Empty Thoughts
18 Feb at 7:58 pm
People just like to argue. People: “No we don’t.”
16 Feb at 12:58 pm
Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.
14 Feb at 10:00 pm
You know she loves you when she picks your nose. How much is determined by whether she gives it to you or eats it herself.
13 Feb at 4:00 pm
So, after beating the crap out of the nerdy kid in my class who always gets things right, I returned to the front of the classroom and resumed teaching.
7 Feb at 3:58 am
How many tennis players does it take to screw in a light bulb? “What do you mean it was out, it was in!”
5 Feb at 1:59 am
My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about her history of violins.
30 Jan at 1:58 pm
Love’s a lot like a bullet in that the exit usually causes the most damage.
9 Jan at 1:58 am
What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling? Hitboxing!
29 Dec 2022
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
25 Dec 2022
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because the octopus was well armed.