onelinersYesterday at 7:10 pmAre you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.
onelinersYesterday at 3:59 pmAre you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
oneliners19 Jan at 1:58 pmI don’t think it’s rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today’s newspaper.
oneliners19 Jan at 12:58 pmHey in my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people can I practice on you?
oneliners13 Jan at 8:02 pmI was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
