Mo’s Empty Thoughts
3 hours ago
How do you pick up a Jewish chick. With a dust pan.
2 Oct at 3:01 am
Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real.
1 Oct at 3:58 pm
Baby, you’ve bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I’ll be your captain.
1 Oct at 5:58 am
Why did the lady wear a helmet every time she ate? She was on a crash diet!
30 Sep at 5:04 am
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I’m falling pho you.
24 Sep at 9:58 am
You have the nicest syntax I’ve ever seen.
22 Sep at 10:02 am
I didn’t know angels could fly so low.
21 Sep at 5:02 pm
Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
21 Sep at 3:00 am
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
18 Sep at 4:58 pm
“Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?”