Mo’s Empty Thoughts
Today at 4:00 pm
Going apple picking would be cool if you don’t know grocery stores exist.
Today at 9:59 am
I have an 8:30 dinner reservation tonight. That’s like midnight in middle-age time.
Yesterday at 1:59 am
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels!
28 Nov at 9:58 pm
Yo mamma is so fat, the only good grade she got in school was an “A” in lunch.
26 Nov at 11:58 pm
I was going to share a vegetable joke but it’s corny.
25 Nov at 1:59 pm
I’m going to have to ask you to leave. We were just informed you are a humanitarian, and my wife is afraid you’re going to eat her.
25 Nov at 8:58 am
I thought it was my birthday cake but it was just the shed on fire.
22 Nov at 8:58 pm
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta!
22 Nov at 10:02 am
Did I say feelings? I meant uhhh sandwiches. I have sandwiches for you.
21 Nov at 3:00 pm
How do you milk sheep? Release a new iPhone and charge $1,000 for it.