Mo’s Empty Thoughts
28 Nov at 1:00 pm
It’s not peer pressure, it’s just your turn.
20 Nov at 2:59 pm
My buddy set me up on a blind date & said, “Heads up, she’s expecting a baby.” Felt like an idiot sitting in the bar wearing just a diaper.
19 Nov at 1:59 pm
I’m rubber and you’re glue. She’s tape. He’s a stapler. Those guys are paper clips. All my friends are office supplies.
16 Nov at 9:03 pm
My best mates and I played a game of hiding and seek. It went on for hours… Well, good friends are hard to find.
10 Nov at 10:59 pm
TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically.
9 Nov at 5:05 am
Don’t tell a lot about yourself, behind your back will tell more interestingly about you.
9 Nov at 2:58 am
If you had friends like mine, you’d be the luckiest guy in the world!
4 Nov at 4:58 am
It’s a pleasure to see you and another – not to see.
1 Nov at 11:58 pm
My honey farmer friend has a thing for big butts. I suppose Booty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
1 Nov at 12:58 pm
Cults make perfect sense. Do you know how hard it is to make friends as an adult?