oneliners9 Mar at 10:08 pmThe difference between “Girlfriend” and “Girl Friend” is that little space in between we call the “Friend Zone”.
oneliners7 Mar at 12:58 amMy friends laughed at me when I told them I had a hot date and they said she was imaginary. Well the jokes on them – they’re imaginary too.
oneliners4 Mar at 2:58 pmWhy call someone when you can just decide where you and your friend want to meet by exchanging 76 text messages?
oneliners27 Feb at 1:58 pmNow that I’m older, I realize that my imaginary friend was really nothing more than an imaginary acquaintance.
oneliners22 Feb at 6:59 amSometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much more for them.
