Mo’s Empty Thoughts
11 Mar at 12:58 am
My friend’s in prison for flashing; he says he can’t bare it anymore.
10 Mar at 2:58 pm
Loneliness is when you get an e-mail but it’s from the newsgroup server.
9 Mar at 10:08 pm
The difference between “Girlfriend” and “Girl Friend” is that little space in between we call the “Friend Zone”.
7 Mar at 12:58 am
My friends laughed at me when I told them I had a hot date and they said she was imaginary. Well the jokes on them – they’re imaginary too.
4 Mar at 2:58 pm
Why call someone when you can just decide where you and your friend want to meet by exchanging 76 text messages?
27 Feb at 1:58 pm
Now that I’m older, I realize that my imaginary friend was really nothing more than an imaginary acquaintance.
27 Feb at 8:00 am
Let me make this simple, I want to be invited but I don’t want to go.
22 Feb at 8:59 am
Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
22 Feb at 6:59 am
Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much more for them.
21 Feb at 11:58 am
What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School? A law-botomy.