oneliners22 Sep at 6:01 pmPeople who want to share their religious or political views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
oneliners8 Sep at 12:59 pmAtheists don’t solve exponential equations because they don’t believe in higher powers.
oneliners25 Aug at 5:59 pmWhat’s the difference between a Jew and a bullet? The bullet gets out of the chamber.
oneliners24 Aug at 1:59 amDidn’t go to Church today, instead, I stayed at home and listened to REM. Guess I’m losing my religion.
