oneliners7 Mar at 10:59 amI’d advise you graduates to keep your graduation gown. It’s the only outfit you might not outgrow.
oneliners14 Feb at 12:59 pmGraduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.
oneliners18 Jan at 10:58 amOne good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
oneliners10 Sep 2022A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.
oneliners21 Jul 2022I guess the Tupperware lids in my house just graduate and go off to college or something.
