Halloween

oneliners

26 Sep at 2:00 am

What’s a monster’s favorite bean? A human bean.

oneliners

22 Sep at 8:58 pm

Why do stores have Halloween decorations in August? This is ridiculous. Nobody wants to… Oooo look! Candy corn.

oneliners

14 Sep at 9:00 pm

What pants do ghosts wear? BOO jeans.

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2 Sep at 6:58 pm

What is a vampires favourite type of ship? A blood vessel.

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29 Aug at 12:03 pm

What costume are you wearing for Halloween? Oh yeah, I forgot u don’t need one ur ugly as hell.

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27 Aug at 8:02 am

What kind of key opens a casket? A skeleton key.

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7 Aug at 1:58 pm

What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!

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30 Jul at 7:02 pm

Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can’t help myself.

oneliners

19 Jul at 10:58 am

What are you going to be on Halloween? You’ll probably be a vegan menu.

oneliners

8 Jul at 12:08 am

My roommate says our house is haunted. I’ve been living here for 300 years and i haven’t noticed shit.