Mo’s Empty Thoughts
3 Oct at 7:58 pm
My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
23 Sep at 2:01 am
-4° looks like a depressed guy sitting on a toilet.
19 Sep at 9:03 am
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
16 Sep at 10:00 am
What summer vacation destination makes a pet bird sing for joy? The Canary Islands!
3 Sep at 12:02 pm
As best man it is my job to tell you about the groom, and all the embarrassing things that have happened to him in the 28 years leading up to what was the happiest day of his life until i started this speech.
20 Aug at 8:59 am
I have given up on my stand up comedy routines. Everybody just keeps laughing at me.
16 Aug at 1:58 am
Live every day like it was the last day, and one day you won’t miss.
15 Aug at 6:59 pm
Despite my last 12,000 tweets, I’m actually really fun.
13 Aug at 8:01 am
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
8 Aug at 8:58 pm
People who say that their wedding day was the best day ever have obviously never had two Kit Kats fall out of a vending machine.