Mo’s Empty Thoughts
11 Mar at 8:59 am
Life is good you know. So I suggest you get one.
8 Mar at 3:59 pm
Some people are so happy to see you in the parade, so they have another reason to crap on it.
2 Mar at 7:00 am
If the fortune has turned her back on you, you can do whatever you want behind her back.
1 Mar at 10:00 am
The trick to really enjoying someone’s company is to not spend a lot of time with them.
24 Feb at 5:59 pm
How do we know that soccer referees are happy? Because they whistle while they work.
23 Feb at 10:59 pm
You should be happy we’re having turkey, rather than the turkey have us.
22 Feb at 1:58 pm
For my wife’s birthday, I bought her a fridge freezer. I know it’s not much, but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it.
20 Feb at 4:58 pm
Scientists are concerned the legalization of marijuana in Canada may result in an entire nation of overly friendly and polite people.
18 Feb at 4:59 am
Wife to husband: “I’m pregnant!” Husband: “You’re kidding me!”
16 Feb at 12:58 am
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.