oneliners8 Mar at 3:59 pmSome people are so happy to see you in the parade, so they have another reason to crap on it.
oneliners2 Mar at 7:00 amIf the fortune has turned her back on you, you can do whatever you want behind her back.
oneliners1 Mar at 10:00 amThe trick to really enjoying someone’s company is to not spend a lot of time with them.
oneliners24 Feb at 5:59 pmHow do we know that soccer referees are happy? Because they whistle while they work.
oneliners22 Feb at 1:58 pmFor my wife’s birthday, I bought her a fridge freezer. I know it’s not much, but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it.
oneliners20 Feb at 4:58 pmScientists are concerned the legalization of marijuana in Canada may result in an entire nation of overly friendly and polite people.
oneliners16 Feb at 12:58 amTo be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
