oneliners8 Sep at 7:00 pmMy least favorite color is orange. I hate it more than yellow and red combined.
oneliners30 Aug at 7:59 pmWhy do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because their kids have to play inside!
oneliners25 Aug at 11:59 pmI’ll only go to elementary school reunions because those people didn’t start to hate me until we were in high school.
oneliners15 Aug at 11:03 amI hate school and got caught skipping the other day. My principal said, “Walk normal next time, you fruitcake.”
oneliners9 Aug at 9:01 amDid you hear about the pessimist who hates German sausage? He always fears the Wurst.
oneliners1 Aug at 8:59 pmAll of these people here talking about how they love with their whole heart… I’m just happy I didn’t bite anyone today.
