onelinersYesterday at 3:58 pmSubway is definitely the healthiest fast food available because they make you get out of the car.
oneliners1 Feb at 3:59 amI hate that feeling after surgery when you’re not sure if you’re awake or asleep or if you operated on the right patient.
oneliners28 Jan at 12:59 amLately I’ve been trying to touch my toes, which I don’t find so complicated, but my knees just can’t get it straight.
oneliners27 Jan at 12:58 pmWhat medical condition does a person have if the shoot all the bullets out the mag, then tries to shoot the enemy and forgets he shoot all the bullets. Ammoneisa.
oneliners27 Jan at 11:59 amI’m typically attracted to guys who look like I’ll need therapy after dating them.
