onelinersToday at 3:00 amMy wife says she is no longer buying junk food for the family because, “Everyone just eats it.”
oneliners17 Sep at 11:04 amI just found out I’m colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
oneliners16 Sep at 8:59 pmI’m really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I’m trying to get help.
oneliners16 Sep at 8:00 pm“Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?” “No son, have you seen my glasses?”
oneliners10 Sep at 5:58 amWhen I read about the dangers of smoking I sworn wouldn’t buy any newspaper!
