oneliners12 Mar at 2:58 pmBehind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.
oneliners8 Mar at 3:59 pmSome people are so happy to see you in the parade, so they have another reason to crap on it.
oneliners6 Mar at 4:59 pmA parent’s job is basically a daily struggle to help a crazy person stay alive.
oneliners5 Mar at 9:59 pmYo hair so greasy, that you can survive off the fried chicken in food shortage.
oneliners5 Mar at 7:03 pmThe janitor said he took out the trash last night, he must forgot a piece, what are you still doing here?
