intelligence

oneliners

2 Oct at 3:01 am

Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real.

oneliners

28 Sep at 6:59 am

Why was the blonde so proud of herself? She finished a puzzle in 5 hours, the box said 3-5 years.

oneliners

26 Sep at 4:00 pm

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

oneliners

24 Sep at 9:58 am

You have the nicest syntax I’ve ever seen.

oneliners

20 Sep at 10:58 pm

A wise man once said… Nothing, he only listened.

oneliners

20 Sep at 2:59 pm

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

oneliners

19 Sep at 3:01 am

How can you tell when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with “a man once told me”.

oneliners

15 Sep at 5:05 am

How does a farmer count cows? with a cow-calculator.

oneliners

14 Sep at 1:58 am

To kick start my New Year: I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

oneliners

4 Sep at 6:58 am

I bet we can get into some serious Treble together.