oneliners1 Feb at 9:16 pmYou take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success and, really, there’s no real difference between me and George Clooney.
oneliners26 Jan at 9:58 pmWhy do soccer players do so well in math? They know how to use their heads!
oneliners26 Jan at 3:59 pmAre you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
