oneliners18 Sep at 9:00 pmThere’s not just a straight temperature app on my smartphone. At least not a fahinhieght one there is always a cell-sius built in .
oneliners17 Sep at 12:58 amYou’d think that with NSA reading our tweets all the time, they could star or retweet some of the good ones.
oneliners16 Sep at 11:58 amGetting a red heart instead of a yellow star makes me feel like things are moving a little too fast between us.
