oneliners5 Feb at 2:00 pmOnly in America … do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
oneliners5 Feb at 1:00 pmDid you hear about the child with AIDS? it never gets old. I own an abortion clinic called “Don’t Kid Yourself”
oneliners5 Feb at 5:59 amDepression: A period during which we have to get along without the things our grandparents never dreamed of.
oneliners5 Feb at 1:00 amWe live in an age where mentioning you read a book seems a little bit like you’re showing off.
