oneliners13 Mar at 6:58 amYou have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
oneliners11 Mar at 11:59 pmIn my spare time I like to read, write, and fall in love with unavailable people.
oneliners11 Mar at 5:58 pmThe difference between the Pope and your boss. The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
oneliners11 Mar at 2:59 pmHappy Birthday! You’re now living proof of the old saying that “Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.”
oneliners11 Mar at 6:59 amWhat is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.