Mo’s Empty Thoughts
Today at 12:59 pm
Woke up on the ground last night, must have fell asleep.
Today at 12:00 pm
A couple years ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past.
Today at 8:59 am
We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
Today at 3:59 am
Don’t drink while driving – you will spill the beer.
Today at 1:00 am
I’ve seen a meteor shower, but never seen a meteor take a bath.
Yesterday at 8:59 pm
Credit cards are VERY dangerous. Every time I try to use one somebody starts chasing me with scissors.
Yesterday at 6:00 pm
Do German cats have multiple lives? Nein.
Yesterday at 8:59 am
If you have worked and didn’t get anything, it means someone else got it.
Yesterday at 4:02 am
Just remember …if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
Yesterday at 12:59 am
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.