life

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Today at 4:01 am

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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Yesterday at 10:58 pm

Nothing spoils the target more than a hit.

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Yesterday at 8:59 pm

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.

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Yesterday at 5:58 pm

It’s ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.

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Yesterday at 4:59 am

If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?

oneliners

23 Sep at 11:59 pm

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.

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23 Sep at 6:04 pm

Tarzan doesn’t have a beard. Yet he lives in the jungle for over 30 years.

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23 Sep at 1:06 pm

It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

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23 Sep at 2:01 am

-4° looks like a depressed guy sitting on a toilet.

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22 Sep at 3:59 pm

Mostly men lie before the elections, sex and after fishing.