oneliners5 Feb at 1:59 amMy ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about her history of violins.
oneliners3 Feb at 9:00 pmQ: Why do manly ghosts have so much trouble dating? A: Women can see right through them!
oneliners30 Jan at 1:58 pmLove’s a lot like a bullet in that the exit usually causes the most damage.
