oneliners21 Sep at 3:00 amYou may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
oneliners20 Sep at 9:02 pmMy girlfriend broke up with me so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back.
oneliners20 Sep at 4:03 pmI’ve spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer, but no one will do it.
oneliners20 Sep at 5:58 amThey keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
oneliners18 Sep at 6:58 pmWhen a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned. Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
oneliners18 Sep at 11:58 amYou never have to worry about love at first sight if you steadfastly keep looking at your phone.
