onelinersYesterday at 7:03 pmI made dinner reservations for my wife’s birthday and told the host there’s an extra $20 for the bartenders if they card her.
oneliners18 Sep at 3:01 amMy wife said wanted something shiny that went from 0-150 in under 2 seconds. I gave her a scale.
oneliners17 Sep at 7:00 amDear men, if you stopped seeing your wife as a woman, it doesn’t mean that all men are blind.
oneliners17 Sep at 5:58 amI recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
oneliners14 Sep at 1:58 pmWife: “You’re addicted to skin lotion!” Husband: “Go ahead. Rub it in my face.”
