oneliners9 Mar at 7:59 pmA little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
oneliners9 Mar at 2:58 pmDid you hear there is a coin shortage in America? We’re running out of common cents.
oneliners6 Mar at 4:58 amLadies dating a short guy is fun until you can’t find him at the club and you don’t have taxi money to go home.
oneliners3 Mar at 11:59 amMy mother used to make me walk the plank when I was younger, we couldn’t afford a dog.
oneliners2 Mar at 8:58 amIf I had $1 for every time I looked on the negative side of things, I’d have a huge tax bill.
oneliners2 Mar at 12:58 amYou are so poor when you saw the garbage truck pass you took a shopping list with.