Mother’sDay

oneliners

17 Jan at 6:59 am

Don’t forget Mother’s Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad’s Third Wife Day.

oneliners

1 Jan at 12:00 pm

I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I’m working on dramatically clutching my throat when I’m told the price of anything.

oneliners

21 Dec 2022

Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young.

oneliners

7 Dec 2022

Fathers Day is just like Mothers Day, only you don’t spend as much.

oneliners

14 Nov 2022

Her love makes my world go round.

oneliners

10 Sep 2022

I don’t think I’ll be able to get my Mom what she really wants on Mother’s Day – a doctor for a son-in-law.

oneliners

3 Aug 2022

For Mother’s Day, I got my mom a case of Bud Lite. After all, I’m the reason she drinks.

oneliners

27 Jul 2022

Happy Mother’s Day! Yes, it’s today. How fast can you glue macaroni into a bracelet?