oneliners17 Jan at 6:59 amDon’t forget Mother’s Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad’s Third Wife Day.
oneliners1 Jan at 12:00 pmI always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I’m working on dramatically clutching my throat when I’m told the price of anything.
oneliners10 Sep 2022I don’t think I’ll be able to get my Mom what she really wants on Mother’s Day – a doctor for a son-in-law.
oneliners3 Aug 2022For Mother’s Day, I got my mom a case of Bud Lite. After all, I’m the reason she drinks.
oneliners27 Jul 2022Happy Mother’s Day! Yes, it’s today. How fast can you glue macaroni into a bracelet?