oneliners2 Feb at 4:59 pmNever hypothetically ask yourself if the person in front of you can go any slower, because the answer is yes.
oneliners2 Feb at 11:05 amDon’t let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
oneliners27 Jan at 3:59 amTo make a millennial laugh, just tell them how people used to believe a business or government would actually keep information confidential.
oneliners26 Jan at 2:58 pmPreorder now! Though I have nothing for sale, it’s always good to preorder.
