oneliners24 Feb at 10:58 pmWhat’s the most dangerous part of a motorcycle? The nut that connects the seat to the handlebar.
oneliners22 Feb at 12:58 pmIsn’t it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected.
oneliners17 Feb at 12:58 pmIt was only when I bought a motorbike that I found out that adrenaline is brown.
oneliners2 Feb at 12:58 pmThe wind was so strong last night I really struggled to light my cigarette. Eventually, after 20 minutes of trying, I gave in and stopped my motorbike on the hard shoulder.
oneliners30 Jan at 8:00 amAdams girlfriend, Ruth, fell off the back of his motorcycle. He just rode on. Ruthless.
oneliners22 Jan at 4:58 pmI love my motorcycle – it’s great for getting to the front of queues quicker. It does always terrify the other people in the post office though.
oneliners19 Dec 2022Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and a moped? A moped can make it to 30.
