oneliners25 Jan at 8:59 amTo be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
oneliners16 Jan at 9:00 amSaw a rival dad at Home Depot so I asked if he needed help finding anything.
oneliners16 Jan at 7:03 amSex to a man is like hunger. If he can’t get into an expensive French restaurant, he will go to McDonalds.
oneliners11 Jan at 5:58 pmI think the most exciting thing about being an adult is never knowing what part of your body is going to hurt the next day
