oneliners2 Oct at 12:58 pmSometimes you have to hug the people you don’t like so you know how big to dig the hole in your backyard.
oneliners1 Oct at 9:00 pmYou’re about as much use as parallel lines of a railway track. The only difference is the railway tracks take people places and with the way you are, it’s no wonder you always end up going nowhere in life.
oneliners30 Sep at 12:59 amPeople always say to do exercise, I do Breathing… Could I be more WORKING!
oneliners29 Sep at 5:58 pmWhat does the dish scrambled eggs and brains have in common? Ignorant people!
oneliners22 Sep at 11:58 amWhy do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? Regular rocks are too heavy.
oneliners19 Sep at 10:59 amDid you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
