oneliners22 Sep at 6:01 pmPeople who want to share their religious or political views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
oneliners16 Sep at 4:58 amI asked Barack Obama if we could get together later, and he said Yes We Can!
oneliners4 Sep at 2:58 pmThe fish tube is a government ploy to distract us from the very suspicious circumstances surrounding Jeffrey Epstein’s death stay woke people.
oneliners1 Sep at 12:02 amWhy don’t you remove those barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
oneliners21 Aug at 2:58 pmPoliticians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
oneliners19 Aug at 9:59 amWhy do we laugh at female presidential candidates? Because they’re Hillary-ous!
oneliners18 Aug at 6:03 amIf Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? America.
oneliners17 Aug at 8:03 pmWhat’s the difference between baseball and politics? In baseball you’re out if you’re caught stealing.
oneliners11 Aug at 12:03 amRepublicans & Democrats are like divorced parents who care more about getting the kids to hate the other one than they are their well-being.
