oneliners3 hours agoDid you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
onelinersYesterday at 10:58 pmA hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it.
onelinersYesterday at 9:58 pmWhy do soccer players do so well in math? They know how to use their heads!
onelinersYesterday at 5:59 pmBest Summer Vacation Book Never Written: “Where to Stay on Vacation” by Moe Tell.
oneliners25 Jan at 5:00 pmI was so bored that I memorized six pages of a dictionary. I learned next to nothing.
oneliners24 Jan at 5:58 amThe recipe said “Set the oven to 180 degrees” so I did, but now I can’t open it because the door faces the wall.
oneliners23 Jan at 8:00 pmHe said “I’m going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.” I thought “That’s a turn-up for the books.”
